Why, in this, the post-pandemic world of the 21st century, do people still wish to shake my hand - ThreadSky

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brickmahoney.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Why, in this, the post-pandemic world of the 21st century, do people still wish to shake my hand

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jennieother1.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Just give the boys a shuffle before you stick your hand out. If you're going to shake hands at least make it awkward.

thamessider.bsky.social•9 hours ago

to see if it's detachable, of course.

poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social•1 day ago

Need to make sure you haven't got an Assassin's Creed knife stashed up there

thelionseye.bsky.social•9 hours ago

in Montreal they'd kiss you on the cheek three times...😷

siroswaldrigby.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Bathing in sanitizer just thinking about it 🛁

brickmahoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

no I don't want to shake hands please remove yourself

pogue.omg.lol•1 day ago

We are desperate to touch you, to know you... to love you

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brickmahoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

hott

catherinegz.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I can’t stand it. Like, don’t touch me in any way and oh how about some fucking personal space!

I saw a recent post of kids blowing out candles on a bd cake and nearly threw up. WTF

uncleduke1969.bsky.social•10 hours ago

They probably think you’re Roger Whitaker.

miloramone.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Nah. It’s because I didn’t wash my hands after wiping my ass.

thelionseye.bsky.social•9 hours ago

psst...hey, we uh...we don't say that out loud, eh

miloramone.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Oh. Well, I call it out when I see it.

thelionseye.bsky.social•9 hours ago

that's fair...but you're not cooking for us

miloramone.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Whether I was my hands or not (I do), a very wise move, unless I’m tending a charcoal grill.

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