#NUFC Right Wing Transfers:
Data vs. Dennis Wise Scouting Notes - A Battle Royale 🧵
Having been asked a few times for which Right Wingers (position not politics) options I’d like #NUFC to have a look at in January, I thought I’d have a bit of fun with it. So here goes:
Data vs. Dennis Wise Scouting Notes - A Battle Royale 🧵
Having been asked a few times for which Right Wingers (position not politics) options I’d like #NUFC to have a look at in January, I thought I’d have a bit of fun with it. So here goes:
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There must be enough shite he's talked over the years to feed to a deep-fake AI voice generator to really add to the experience! 🤣
I would love to look at how many of the existing elites were bought from category 1 or 2 or 3 (and 4 although suspect Kev’s mystery box isn’t a universal scouting category).
Pace looked okay, everything else look very decent. Project player.
📏 180cm-ish in height
🏃♂️ Explosive speed
🔐 Technically gifted dribbler & creative passer
⬅️ Ideally left-footed but plays on the right wing
➕ Bonus points for EPL experience & goalscoring threat
🛑 No dickheads rule applies
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💰Obvious but expensive
💵 Riskier but cheaper
🪙 Younger prospects
🎁 Mystery box (Kev have you lost your mind suggestions)
For each I'll post some data visualisations & a Dennis Wise-approved YouTube compilation. LFG #NUFC
Mbuemo is trolling the shit out of any club thinking about buying him right now. While he’s been a reliable EPL goalscorer for a few seasons – he's running so hot in front of goal. His creative passing is underrated, but #NUFC aren't forking out 45m+ on him
"Bryan Mbeumo? Cor blimey, he’s the dog’s dinner on the pitch—pure class with a touch o’ razzle-dazzle, innit?"
https://youtu.be/zwTxH3S37zg?si=LByhk1xO89DRU4Uq
Recently linked, but expensive. Kudus would be an obvious choice for #NUFC seeing as shifting Bowen from that right wing spot is a tough ask. The Athletic confirmed that Kudus has a release clause active this coming summer. That's when he'll move IMHO.