Everyone throws around that statistic about dentists killing themselves but nobody ever mentions how often they come back to life using the power of teeth - ThreadSky

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puddleofbrain.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Everyone throws around that statistic about dentists killing themselves but nobody ever mentions how often they come back to life using the power of teeth

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millivanilla.bsky.social•1 day ago

thegrink.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I just wanted to make sure someone posted this classic 🫡

jessisamess.gay•1 day ago

rising from the grave teeth-first

ufomitzidino.bsky.social•20 hours ago

The tooth will out...

prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay•1 day ago

one of them turns black and crumbles to dust as its energies power the resurrection

puddleofbrain.bsky.social•1 day ago

Phoenix crown

shenannigans.bsky.social•1 day ago

If they don't come back to life, there won't be anyone left to afford all the fancy houses in my town

cameron.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fancy houses are owned by vampires.

lucycodex.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dentists be like:

jhohos.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nobody ever mentions how dentists make great professional wrestlers either

shake1n1bake.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://youtu.be/RqvkSfV3JYc?si=NL8DPPH-PO2WSbym

sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Suicidal dentists may come back..
But only as indentured servants.
Beetlejuice!!

unremembered80s.bsky.social•1 day ago

that story's not true, its only true of vampire teeth

quillbo.bsky.social•14 hours ago

It's why they keep the dentists separated from all the other doctors. Too powerful.

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