look, I unapologetically use Python as pretty much my only form of programming. I know man you have """opinions""" but when I need to parse 300,000 JSON documents in a terribly optimized way - Python is always there for me.
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this is a joke post anyway, use whatever you're comfortable with. if you're not using something at scale or in a production system, who cares what language you use?
ikik, i'm just making a joke - realistically my closest alternative would probably be Go (which I actually like, I used it at my last job) or Ruby (RIP, I know you still have a few strong Ruby fans)
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this is a joke post anyway, use whatever you're comfortable with. if you're not using something at scale or in a production system, who cares what language you use?
Anything after Java is just kids messing things up for the older folk.
Once you hit your tenth new language you just want the madness to stop or you'll end up screaming "THEY'RE ALL THE EFFIN SAME" into the void.
That's the beauty of it
Typescript? I'm sorry, do I look like a fucking Microsoft shill to you???