Because everyone wants to smell like… someone just tried to assassinate them? - ThreadSky

mrjoncryer.bsky.social • 124 days ago

Because everyone wants to smell like… someone just tried to assassinate them?

Reposted from CNN

Trump launches "Fight, Fight, Fight" fragrance line: cnn.it/4iti16r

Comments

ozlinc.bsky.social•123 days ago

I am dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

justmyopinion30.bsky.social•123 days ago

Grifting again 🤢🤮

minkymonkey.bsky.social•123 days ago

No, like throat pussy!

elindbloom.bsky.social•123 days ago

Smells like blood, dirty diapers, and fraud.

alxjsfb.bsky.social•123 days ago

It is painfully ironic that the guy who smells notoriously bad is now hawking cologne.

doodlemama2424.bsky.social•123 days ago

He’s not president yet - why are people (and countries) treating him like he is?

bporter.bsky.social•124 days ago

Spraytan and ass. That's what it's got to smell like.

jaxny88.bsky.social•124 days ago

Here in the Smith Haven Mall on Long Island they are selling T shirts saying “Make Christmas Great Again” with DT’s smarmy smug face wearing Santa Hat.
We have an adjudicated rapists , felon insurrectionist on a holiday shirt. It’s everything that’s wrong with our country. 🙄

sherbert1.bsky.social•123 days ago

Beyond tacky…..yucky doesn’t do it justice…

microfilm.bsky.social•124 days ago

He’s gonna stink up that ancient monument isn’t he?

onlytobin.bsky.social•123 days ago

Eau de Felon.

rudeboy99.bsky.social•123 days ago

Ewwww...does this huckster ever quit sellin' bullshit?

calsantafe.bsky.social•124 days ago

robust bottom note of
zoo exhaust

richard98250.bsky.social•124 days ago

Haven't the French suffered enough?

crowcuss.bsky.social•123 days ago

FART FART FART #smellyasshole

mumster57.bsky.social•123 days ago

He is such a grifter! His supporters will buy it and pay too much. He is taking advantage of them.

mearacle.bsky.social•123 days ago

It is so embarrassing

rostachekki.bsky.social•123 days ago

It Depends, the scent that is.

upine.bsky.social•123 days ago

Apparently MAGAs do.
And since they're such sore winners, they're still itching for a fight even after winning all 3 branches of gov.
They have to be sore winners bc all their power comes from propaganda lies scapegoating others & from fear/hate/grievance mongering.

prayinfortheplanet.bsky.social•123 days ago

Eau crap. More grifting.

jwingnut.bsky.social•123 days ago

Reviews say it smells like wet diaper.

artbynarf.bsky.social•124 days ago

Next up, Trump brand suppositories

delta4sure.bsky.social•123 days ago

Who wants to smell like butt.

gingerkap23.bsky.social•124 days ago

One big grift. How do ppl not see that? 🙄

scottgeek.bsky.social•123 days ago

Isn't wonderful when those people's "president" can continue to be the snake oil conman that we all know him to be...

It's just so full of class and style just like the sh*t the surrounds the orange turd...
🤔

placebowie.bsky.social•123 days ago

Diaper by Trump.

therealmszee.bsky.social•123 days ago

It will fail just like everything else he came up with. Temporary grift. Plus, what is it that he wants to fight so much isn’t identified, so might as well be we fight him

finleydbasset.bsky.social•123 days ago

Probably smells like McRib sauce and ass.

pettywhite.bsky.social•123 days ago

no wonder tjmaxx/marshalls donated so much money to him, they're doing to be selling all his garbage at some point

megpark.bsky.social•124 days ago

Did he announce it in the Bataclan concert hall?

brphillips.bsky.social•124 days ago

Smells like ass with hints of musk.

firedupthebsky.bsky.social•123 days ago

Perfect. I mean… how could it not?

nick-saturn.bsky.social•124 days ago

This crooked piece of shit would sell his nose hairs if he thought he’d make a penny. Gold-plated and harvested from a Third World source, of course.

jomsbrin.bsky.social•124 days ago

Smells like Ear Wax and Teleprompter.

cjwashburn1.bsky.social•123 days ago

It will pair nicely with his golden sneakers and $70 bible

irish-norgie.bsky.social•124 days ago

Fight Fight Fight Vs. Chanel No. 5…
Place your bets!

toast2hawks.bsky.social•124 days ago

Can you imagine unwrapping that crap on Christmas morning?

herkyfan44.bsky.social•124 days ago

I know where it would end up!

julie4democracy.bsky.social•123 days ago

Like they just crapped their underwear when they lifted up enough to raise their arm above the secret service. Lol pee ewwwwwwwwwww

pharmasus.bsky.social•124 days ago

He’s such grifter. Our president is like one of the MLM ladies that are always trying to sell you something

jaynekdco.bsky.social•123 days ago

Ah, that delightful "I just Shit my Pants" scent. I think my grandpa used to wear that in the nursing home.

angryeyes.bsky.social•124 days ago

It's just pickle juice, isn't it? Or piss..

thejojoyouknow.bsky.social•124 days ago

nvthom.bsky.social•123 days ago

I thought it smelled like dirty diapers.

loletadude.bsky.social•123 days ago

Either dodging a bullet or falling asleep in a courtroom, the stench is the same.

turnupthefunk.bsky.social•124 days ago

That smell would be flop sweat and poo, if it was really an assassination attempt. In this case, though, he just hit his mark, took the cue, and delivered his line. But according to Adam Kinzinger and others he smells like ass all the time anyway.

starrynitedsgn.bsky.social•123 days ago

No one tried to assassinate him

l-e-m.bsky.social•123 days ago

plightclub.bsky.social•88 days ago

This is how you do comedy.

henkduismann.bsky.social•124 days ago

🤢

jlaberge.bsky.social•123 days ago

I guess it's a mix of blood, gunpowder, and "poop in the pants" aromas. 😬 Probably made in collaboration with Depends:"When shit hits the fan, Depends is your last stand" 🤣 #diaper #donald #trump

davidgrace.bsky.social•123 days ago

It’s the smell of shit

ceindeed.bsky.social•124 days ago

Eau d’ Rotting Trump Steaks…

foxtongirl.bsky.social•123 days ago

Or Mickey D cheeseburgers 😝

nulliusnverba.bsky.social•124 days ago

"Fight Fight Fight" tested better with the focus groups than the rest of the proposed names.

welshexile90.bsky.social•124 days ago

Ones like Insurrection, Proud Boy, Eau de Epstein, Stormy, Agent Orange, Bankrupt….🤔🤔😉😉😂😂

angryoldleftist.bsky.social•124 days ago

The combined scent of orange dye number 13, sweaty secret service agents, and a wee bit of blood from the tiny little prick
of his ear.

looking4sanity.bsky.social•123 days ago

Was “Shite, Shite, Shite” already trademarked?

juliaadult.bsky.social•123 days ago

That man legit smells like McDonalds, ketchup and soiled adult diapers

mrsrose818.bsky.social•123 days ago

It's a money laundering scheme.

theemmy.bsky.social•124 days ago

That stinks.

darend.bsky.social•123 days ago

No one tried to assassinate him.

oth2025.bsky.social•123 days ago

Sourced from the finest porta-potties around!

sabrinacoco.bsky.social•123 days ago

Can you read every book to me from now on?

itguy1138.bsky.social•123 days ago

flop sweat, fake tanner and whatever he puts into what's left of his hair

mcalovescats.bsky.social•124 days ago

The stench of old McRib's, diet Coke, grease paint, and a loaded diaper.

alexemanuel.bsky.social•124 days ago

Should be called Sulfur.

kerndaly.bsky.social•123 days ago

Donny Con out conning more people pout of their money. Buy my fragrance, who knows what is smells like.
Buy enough and you can come to Mara lago and chat with me personally

snugglemufn.bsky.social•124 days ago

It’s one constant grift. I think he puts his name in more shitty merchandise than Kiss.

dprzygoda.bsky.social•124 days ago

Eau de diaper

symich74.bsky.social•123 days ago

Fart, Fart, Fart…

theblobert.bsky.social•124 days ago

Should be called “Wipe! Wipe! Wipe!”

kimpossiblyyyy.bsky.social•124 days ago

Fight fight fight? So sweat and BO. Got it.

ddrae.bsky.social•124 days ago

More realistic if it smelled like 💩

joleneschlichter.bsky.social•124 days ago

Does it mask the odor of stinky diapers?

theedluv.bsky.social•124 days ago

Fragrance has to smell like Cheetos right?

retrosockmonkey.bsky.social•124 days ago

It’ll be all the rage for CEOs everywhere. 👍

senoritajean.bsky.social•124 days ago

Orange Mussolini’s BO in a bottle
He wants his brain dead followers to smell like him

atlantadem.bsky.social•124 days ago

Lots of folks deficate when they get shot - smell like that??

jojolit.bsky.social•124 days ago

I'm sure the jurors at his trial can tell you what he smelled like 😂

guitarman66.bsky.social•123 days ago

Yeah because everyone wants to smell like "Sexual Offender"?

guitarman66.bsky.social•123 days ago

What is his cologne called "Offender"?

uncled18.bsky.social•123 days ago

This new musk has hints of rich mahogany, ketchup and baby diapers.

saintstephen22.bsky.social•123 days ago

Well of course he did

sansanpdx.bsky.social•124 days ago

I need to know what it smells like, to avoid the incels who will bath in it.

dstarzactor.bsky.social•123 days ago

For that fresh smell of ass, armpits, and a hint of wet wipes...

foxtongirl.bsky.social•123 days ago

Lemme see/smell ...
Pungent expired MUSK
with DON-Old Spice

scottsliter.bsky.social•124 days ago

How tacky amongst all the other disgusting things about him.
He's a bottom feeder at best.

a1magfly.bsky.social•123 days ago

Bringing his own reek to the land of great parfumeries.
I guess he was issued that special felon Visa.

djadfoster.bsky.social•123 days ago

Or clown makeup

wbrushing.bsky.social•124 days ago

And yet he never mentions the shooter. Ever.

djwyszynski.bsky.social•124 days ago

Neither does the entire media and legal scholar and law enforcement ecosystems for that matter.

amyincle.bsky.social•124 days ago

Exactly. It’s so odd.

wbrushing.bsky.social•124 days ago

I’m definitely not a tinfoil hat guy, but sometimes what isn’t said is more significant than what is.

tonyaja.bsky.social•123 days ago

Fake assassination. People are dreaming of that glorious day when they can urinate and do other things at the #clown #dictator's burial site. I say, just pour a gallon of Fight Fight Fight on it; your urine has better things to do (see: #Friends; "I'd pee on any one of you!")

studlyhungwell.bsky.social•123 days ago

Rumor has it that Bannon got pegged so many times in the joint he has no control of his sphincter. He is borrowing the criminal president- elect' s XXXXL Depends as the florida swamp is sold out.

studlyhungwell.bsky.social•123 days ago

It probably smells like feces,stinky feet and garbage. Eau de toilet.

tekfighter.bsky.social•124 days ago

Loaded diapers and French Fries is what I think it would smell like

haydenb.bsky.social•124 days ago

I prefer Au de Deny, Depose, Defy.

justbreathe0507.bsky.social•123 days ago

😂

web.kim•124 days ago

haydenb.bsky.social•124 days ago

😁

try2begood.bsky.social•124 days ago

Or simply eau de stank!

mpnwrites.bsky.social•124 days ago

I’d “like” this but it’s too disgusting.

rayjleblanc.bsky.social•124 days ago

It would have been a better story if the butler had actually done it.

freni9.bsky.social•124 days ago

Bottled liquified trump farts is a fragrance only a MAGA could love and she’ll out their gas and egg money for.

deanmacman.bsky.social•124 days ago

“¯\_(ツ)_/¯“

oldfolkswhisper.bsky.social•123 days ago

Why ever would anyone want to smell like yesterday's sweaty poopy diaper?

gone19.bsky.social•123 days ago

37,000 cases ordered by a gentleman in Russia…

garyros.bsky.social•123 days ago

Smell like a dirty diaper?

suedei.bsky.social•123 days ago

And CNN launches it for him.

gibbs-714.bsky.social•124 days ago

With the enduring fragrance of stale Big Macs, caked bronzer and grift. Ah! The smell of it!

marymaggie.bsky.social•123 days ago

Think these gimmicks are for money laundering? How many of Trump supporters are buying $200 perfumes?

christinej45.bsky.social•124 days ago

Is he going to run a country or a promotional company??

geopru.bsky.social•123 days ago

Maga trump's greed is legend.

revdarko.bsky.social•124 days ago

He's well known for smelling like used diapers left out in the summer sun.

Does anyone really want to pay money to smell like that?

matthurless.bsky.social•124 days ago

It’s an Ear Freshener

rayfw.bsky.social•124 days ago

No matter how we feel about Trump and who stupid we think him and his followers are. They are winning, they will be changing the world in the next 4 years and no joke or complaint we post will stop that.

claudiecg.bsky.social•123 days ago

The dignity of this guy is just astounding.

jeanene111.bsky.social•124 days ago

He would mark his own mother if it brought him 1$

surelyucantbser.bsky.social•124 days ago

It was originally marketed as "Fart, fart, fart" but only sold well to the Nick Fuentes crowd

this is an attempt to draw in the Q crowd and Flynn militia

acertainage.bsky.social•124 days ago

Poor Paris

clarkmatthews.bsky.social•124 days ago

I’m sure they’re just putting a photoshopped label on some Brut aftershave.

jaywilliams.pro•123 days ago

does he need permission from his parole officer to travel outside the country?

darkstar627.bsky.social•123 days ago

It smells like lies and hooker pee.

tags7453.bsky.social•123 days ago

White House shopping network.

gopjesus.bsky.social•124 days ago

It smells of manure in the pasture at dawn.

jimrissmiller.bsky.social•123 days ago

Eau de SkunkTrump?

davereich.bsky.social•123 days ago

He's just relabeling this:

rpgz.bsky.social•123 days ago

$198-$299

thiswecando.bsky.social•123 days ago

Reminds me of Spaceballs merch, only worse in every conceivable way.

teri15.bsky.social•123 days ago

The name “fight, fight, fight” makes me think it will smell like boxer’s sweat.

trueblueusa1972.bsky.social•123 days ago

I wonder if it smells like his neck kooter?
🤢

kennjfs.bsky.social•123 days ago

I suppose that calling it “Fight, Fight, Fight” is better marketing than “Damn! I Just Crapped My Pants”.

dianias.bsky.social•124 days ago

Too funny, the guy would sell his pubic hairs if he could😁✌️

augustholden.bsky.social•123 days ago

Assassination attempt ? 🤣

try2begood.bsky.social•124 days ago

It must smell of poop, since he would have crapped his pants, further!

ciaogirl9.bsky.social•124 days ago

What assassination attempt? That performance art we all watched?

augustholden.bsky.social•123 days ago

Yes ! Exactly 😆

lht11.bsky.social•123 days ago

Does it smell like 💩 ?

moviegeek.bsky.social•123 days ago

Ad Campaign: Look like a loser and smell like one too!

jksmith18.bsky.social•123 days ago

What ever happened to the emoluments law?

crickeylue.bsky.social•123 days ago

Smells like Stetson trying to cover up body odor, poop and urine is my guess.

camerondurham.bsky.social•124 days ago

I wanna know how these deals work. He’s not coming up with these ideas, people come to him with the ideas and he approves using his image and name for a percentage. So what’s the percentage? what are the terms of these deals?

rawveggies.bsky.social•123 days ago

We are all basically not phased that a President has a tacky yet expensive 1970s style fragrance line.

welshexile90.bsky.social•124 days ago

It’s gonna light many a barbecue next summer….🤔😉😂

onetootall.bsky.social•123 days ago

We got 4 years of this bullshit

weboptimist.bsky.social•123 days ago

I'm surprised me didn't name it "Musk" for those who want to smell really bad...

freshsunshine.bsky.social•123 days ago

Probably smells like that time poor Alan on 2 1/2 got sprayed with skunk, stepped in dog $hit and doused himself in ketchup LOL Or just plain old man soiled diapers.