What is this shit? Where is my god damn flying car? - ThreadSky

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socio-steve.bsky.social • 2 days ago

What is this shit? Where is my god damn flying car?

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I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

No flying car, but we do have a plagiarism powered realistic sentence generator.

subscription...Where is your flying car subscription...

you want a flying car when you can't even stay logged into your toothbrush?

If you cannot enter it into the logs, it doesn't count. You may as well not brush your teeth.

If an action is not digitally recorded for advertising, it simply doesnt exist

Imagine what we could do with the panel data on brushing!

Something or another I am sure!

For starters, we could finally put this theory to the test!

I love how often you swoop in and leave this paper places Juan

It’s a gift that keeps on giving!

yelling at my dryer: FOLD IT, SORT IT, WTF

You’ll use your internet enabled tooth cleansing device and like it.

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