almost every sauce in the world that everyone ever likes is 90% mayonnaise 9% vinegar 1% Other and then people claim to hate mayonnaise… it’s all mayonnaise baby embrace it
I’m not ashamed, once I told a friend who offered to make me a sandwich, “put enough mayo on it where you kinda feel sick. then put like one extra squeeze” I’ve never been so harshly judged (she understood the assignment though it was perfect)
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2) I giggled coz in elementary school I had friends who made silly jokes about the dijonnaise commercials
And I will make you some actual ones
Insufficient mayo = heartbreaking
There's a fine line