If I were Taylor Swift, I would never commit a murder because that’s gonna be in the news for sure. - ThreadSky

kibblesmith.com • 8 days ago

If I were Taylor Swift, I would never commit a murder because that’s gonna be in the news for sure.

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jeaucitizen.bsky.social•8 days ago

LMAO 🤣

citizendundus.bsky.social•8 days ago

Overheard

endlesswinter.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂

wildest.lesbian.cat•7 days ago

don't be silly she'd never get caught

reeseteacher.bsky.social•8 days ago

I'm sure thats the exact reason she's never committed a murder. 😂

storyslug.bsky.social•8 days ago

There's a lot of overlap between Swifties and true crime girlies, so I imagine if she started leaving Zodiac-style clues in the liner notes it'd be heaven for the people in the middle of that Venn diagram.

caramelricecakes.bsky.social•8 days ago

what do you mean if

storyslug.bsky.social•8 days ago

So far as I know, the clues she's left behind thus far only point to figurative murders rather than literal ones, but I'm not very well-versed.

caramelricecakes.bsky.social•8 days ago

taylor swift's silence on the zodiac killer is damning !

fourfreedoms.bsky.social•8 days ago

Huh

cleome.bsky.social•8 days ago

Good thing there are swamps in Florida

jtrjules.bsky.social•8 days ago

Is that a bad thing to say in a song?

cleome.bsky.social•8 days ago

FLORIDA!!!!!!!

jtrjules.bsky.social•8 days ago

IS ONE HELLUVA DRUUUUUG!!!!!

gregdibartolomeo.bsky.social•8 days ago

What are you not telling us, Daniel? 🧐

kibblesmith.com•8 days ago

If there were things I didn’t tell people I wouldn’t be on here.

gregdibartolomeo.bsky.social•8 days ago

Oh! I thought you knew where Taylor is hiding the bodies.

tevinterspy.bsky.social•8 days ago

And I thought he was going to say he was actually Taylor this whole time

gregdibartolomeo.bsky.social•8 days ago

That’s too hot for the internet, Jessica!!!

tevinterspy.bsky.social•8 days ago

I was gonna ask if Travis ego has healed yet from the big game

sammmilyn.swifties.social•8 days ago

Soooo since you’re not Taylor swift… 👀

elusivejaguar.bsky.social•8 days ago

Killing people is wrong Daniel.

fungusgarry.bsky.social•7 days ago

if i were @soggyrhys.bsky.social i would commit a murder

lizifer.bsky.social•8 days ago

Good thing she's got a boating license

rooseveltsrevenge.bsky.social•8 days ago

This is basically drake’s argument against the pedo allegations

theonlyrogerwilco.bsky.social•8 days ago

In the words of Aladdin, “You’re only in trouble if you get caught”.

chrisgustafson.bsky.social•8 days ago

No body, no crime.

hereticforhypatia.bsky.social•8 days ago

She knows how to cover a scene.

chrisgustafson.bsky.social•8 days ago

She's cleaned enough houses, that's for sure

liviebelll.bsky.social•8 days ago

She was with Este’s sister

chrisgustafson.bsky.social•8 days ago

That new chick done messed up bad. Bought life insurance, thus providing her own motive.

jimmyjamesinc.bsky.social•8 days ago

hi, it's me, i'm the murderer, it's me.

mermaidows.bsky.social•8 days ago

Uhm, regardless of being Taylor Swift, not committing murder is a good thing.

caramelricecakes.bsky.social•8 days ago

well I think we should give taylor swift a gun

jtrjules.bsky.social•8 days ago

Pfft she's cleaned enough houses to cover up a scene

vanetti.bsky.social•8 days ago

they think she did it but they just can’t prove it

jtrjules.bsky.social•8 days ago

(She did it)

nettienoel.bsky.social•8 days ago

Wait until you hear about the theory that she and Harry Styles hit and killed someone with their car

ronhogan.bsky.social•8 days ago

I’m sure she could shake it off.

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