I only follow you and your real dark alter ego, which we all know is Ben Stiletto, master of the switchblade and legendary assassin. Not Ben Stillero, legendary assclown.
I feel a new character coming on. Next time Adam Sandler makes a movie just to give his friends a job, you should be "Ben Stillero", Italian impersonator of Ben Stiller. Then get Aziz Ansari to be a Robert Downey Jr impersonator.
At first I was going to make a witty comment about how if it’s so needless to say, why are you saying it? But then I realized you said “needles”, so I was wrong. And also super confused. But wrong.
I am so hoping you are real... Wouldn't that be something... Me dodging close to 3000 HC fakers dm's etc... Looking for the ✅️ to keep me safe. (No, I am not exaggerating)
To just starting following people on Bluesky... Well, 🤞🏼
(Blocked the one you mentioned)
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Do you Want to be Ben Stillero?
Dude, I have Willie Nelson AND Steve Perry following me. They don’t look anything like what I remember. Plus a S*g@r D@ddy! So much fake.
Reminds me of the Canyonero episode on The Simpsons
To just starting following people on Bluesky... Well, 🤞🏼
(Blocked the one you mentioned)