I thiiiiiiink that's just an artifact of the focal length of whatever camera took the photo: there's more chain behind leading into her belt loops so I assume it's just looping through her pants and she's just holding the phone in a way that makes it look attached.
Reminds me of my stock response when a scam caller tells me there's an irregular charge on my "Visa or Mastercard": "Oh, that's a legitimate payment. I paid it to your dad to suck my duck." If they don't hang up immediately I will add, "I know $500 is a lot for a blowjob, but I heard he's the best."
My dad was an evil bigot, but he's dead now (probably all the bacon grease) so all good. I'm not a dad, technically, but I do tell a lot of dad jokes...
Hey, if you feel like making weird fatphobic comments under this post, please don't waste your time, I'm simply going to delete them and block you out of my existence. Don't do it.
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I know what GOAT means (i think). My assumption for GOATed is the act of who recently went from not a goat to a current goat. Or are we talking about farm animals? 🤷♂️
...Alright I'll admit it. 😅 I don't get it. I think I'm overthinking it but every time I've seen this short I just think "Why is the dad pouring bacon grease? Does she want bacon grease?"
This just simply may not be my humor, but the uncertainty vexes me. Lol
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Glenn McGrath: Hey Enno, why are you so fat?
Enno Brandes: Because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.
Lady watch out!!
Glenn McGrath (bowler): why are you so fucking fat?
Eddo Brandes (overweight batsman): because every time I f*ck your wife she gives me a biscuit
I don't have kids, but I tell dad jokes anyway because I'm a faux pa.
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This just simply may not be my humor, but the uncertainty vexes me. Lol