Maybe like 15 years ago you found a news story about a Ohioan who got arrested for riding around on a barstool attached to a lawnmower engine? Anyway, this is the mental image I've had since that day
Video game producer: "I got a hot idea."
Executive: "Go on."
VGP: "What do you think about a cow that rides a weird moped."
E: "I'm listening."
VGP: "The cow rips hot laps."
E: "I like where your head's at. Maybe we can update Excitebike, but with a cow?"
VGP: "I like that!"
E: "Print. Money."
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Do cows have horns? Or am I about to see a million of the same Woke Mario memes?
Ahh, I'm in good hands here.
Executive: "Go on."
VGP: "What do you think about a cow that rides a weird moped."
E: "I'm listening."
VGP: "The cow rips hot laps."
E: "I like where your head's at. Maybe we can update Excitebike, but with a cow?"
VGP: "I like that!"
E: "Print. Money."
Wired: secret shortcuts through caves
"COW. ON. A. MOPED."