It’s the parentheses around “(fee)” in the last talking point that made me belly laugh. - ThreadSky

kayt8956.bsky.social•7 hours ago

It's like the cheat sheet for the sales staff at Big Lou'S Big Deals car lot.

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watchmedesign.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Where you can find the largest selection of used Teslas in Long Island.

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iamacrane.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Who does he think this will work on? His voter base is basically the poorest states in the country. They aren’t buying a $100k electric car.

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gladi8or.bsky.social•12 hours ago

A good selling point for MAGA is that it will drive you home from the bar when you’re plastered at 2:00 am.

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biscuitburner101.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Has DonOld ever driven a car?

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citizenoversight.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Trump is such a loser

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1mkk.bsky.social•12 hours ago

The only thing I see is tiny hands.

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dansherwood.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Elon said computers can't be trusted to count votes. So how can they be trusted to drive a car?

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dropoutjon.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Self driving, just doesn’t work

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surrealisthells.bsky.social•12 hours ago

For me it's that the whole note is in 22-year-old girl handwriting. Really sets the whole thing off from an art direction standpoint.

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aloquacious1.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Written with a chonky black marker no less.

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jessinchaos.bsky.social•12 hours ago

That’s the handwriting of someone who can ruthlessly plan a flawless sorority fundraiser while also maintaining a 4.0, she is ANXIOUS and she will GET THIS* DONE RIGHT

*fascism

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surrealisthells.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Oh, 100%. I recognized it immediately as "bridesmaid pre-shower shopping list painstakingly written by the maid of honor so any dumb bitch can do it."

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snow2112.bsky.social•9 hours ago

So how do we turn this timeline off? I'm willing to pay a fee if we can actually shut this one off.

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ofhuman.bsky.social•12 hours ago

What is he hawking next? This should fully tank Tesla sales

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erickabad.com•12 hours ago

A President doing commercials...at the White House....my how far have we fallen.

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lashawndab.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Did you catch the self driving? I wonder if the shareholders and courts did

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l-edwards.bsky.social•12 hours ago

He even has orange nails!

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politicshealth.bsky.social•12 hours ago

The colors! That the list includes available colors!

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maryamobgyn.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Huh?

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kcwilson.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Clearly Teslas are vehicles for the working and middle class families of America.

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wnil.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Idiotic!

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kirkcolvin.bsky.social•13 hours ago

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ade81.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Did they get fatter or are they wearing protection?🧐

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berfield.com•12 hours ago

Elon usually looks like he's got a vest under his T-shirt. Sometimes you can see the outlines.

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soyirlandeso.bsky.social•6 hours ago

More likely spanx or some sort of gender affirming girdle.

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erinnm.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Yes

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law10.bsky.social•12 hours ago

He doesn’t even know how to drive lol.

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halgregory.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Ffs

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neilc-atl.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Our government is WWE

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every1panic.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Best car salesman the American tax payer can supplement

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loydj77.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Driving is a perishable skill. Anyone with a decent frontal lobe knows that self-driving will diminish driving skills.

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billwsmithjr.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Do planes with autopilot diminish flying skills?

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loydj77.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Actually, yes. Why does the FAA mandate pilot retirement at age 65? Not a hard answer.

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pjoort.bsky.social•12 hours ago

It should have Trump Steaks pricing on there

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bruce-71.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Ken, I'll take "Photos We'll Never See in the New York Times" for $500.

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jasonx3.bsky.social•12 hours ago

It’s used car salesman clown show

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standardfifty.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Is that some nail fungus going

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stephencarveractor.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Not a single MAGAT can afford a Swasticar.

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starktara.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I’ll never forget a doctor I used to work with telling me about his Tesla (years ago) and how the car cost one price, the auto driving cost an additional fee, and - get this - if you want the auto-driving to include BRAKING you gotta pay ANOTHER FEE. I think he said the braking was like $7,000. 💀

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greeceeberger.bsky.social•12 hours ago

What's the over/under on a trump limited edition gold Tesla avaliable nationwide via late night infomercial, and in mother Russia as well?

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kenhes.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I hope Trump gets a sales commission from Tesla for this.
#Shill #TeslaTakedown

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ecew.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I like the self driving, should say for suicidal buyers only.
Just another manipulation to get Tesla's deep dive to a halt. I so hate these manipulation tactics!

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arthur-philip-dent.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Elon’s plan seems to work to get rid of Trump (“Just turn on self driving…”)?

Of course, this costs extra!

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okdatapad.bsky.social•12 hours ago

https://youtu.be/hA4-0gRgzAI?si=wyW7cYaFiVMnzIDg

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m1st3r-x.bsky.social•12 hours ago

That model S is the same price I paid for my house.

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matyd.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Didn't Pres Musk shut down the agency that was requiring that Tesla report any accidents involving these 'self-driving' vehicles? The only thing worse than being killed by someone who is such an asshole that they drive a Tesla would be being killed by an a-hole NOT driving his Tesla.

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scottjenkins67.bsky.social•12 hours ago

"Just needs to be turned on (fee)".

Like pretty much every woman Trump has ever had sex with! 😉

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tee-tee.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Can you imagine how many fake orgasms that man has heard?

Of course, most men would be surprised if they knew how many they’ve heard too.

Don’t leave me hangin’ sistas!

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mirdashewrote.draftcountdown.com•10 hours ago

HAHAHA

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paul-streen.bsky.social•12 hours ago

You got me. Made me laugh out loud. Great job!

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scottjenkins67.bsky.social•12 hours ago

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jimmythelinguist.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Also, fun fact, that paper is a 4x6 card. Tiny hands. Tiny, tiny hands.

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progress2025.bsky.social•12 hours ago

What about the rust proofing?!

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progress2025.bsky.social•12 hours ago

What a sick joke!

How do we get him a self-exploding version?

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dbksezhey.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Medics, estheticians, and/or nutritionists…
What do the ridges on his thumbnail say about his health or medical condition? 🤔

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peggyjs.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Funny 😁

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tripowkow.bsky.social•12 hours ago

People say they can't afford eggs, but they are going to buy a swastikamobile? Right.

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jaredhardd.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I liked CT (Gray)…like yeah no shit, I think even Trump knows that one.

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soulofwit.bsky.social•7 hours ago

When did the Big Red Machine come to love EV’s? For years it was all negging on Fox News. Suddenly Musk helps him (why?, they’ve been unfavorable to his industry) & now he gets an infomercial on the WH lawn. Cui bono?

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egrattan.bsky.social•12 hours ago

https://bsky.app/profile/egrattan.bsky.social/post/3lk4vkrxows2d

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goodcdnboy.bsky.social•12 hours ago

He is a moron

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lpwo.bsky.social•13 hours ago

deeply desperate

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sarahb1111.bsky.social•12 hours ago

The president is doing an infomercial for Tesla on the White House lawn and we're just laughing at this point.

WOW. I fucking hate it here.

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sornoff.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Can Donald Trump drive?

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shakeinthegaren.bsky.social•9 hours ago

It’s too bad really, he would have been a great used car salesman

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lise-lamimi.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I weould never have bought anything from fElon even before all this, because he's always been full of bs

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lise-lamimi.bsky.social•12 hours ago

would

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klg1985.bsky.social•10 hours ago

The fact also that he needs it in extra big print so he can read it lol

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oldbk.bsky.social•12 hours ago

The paragraph about supporting “the workers and their families” on the sheet underneath is the height of hypocrisy.

If only these cretins cared as much about the families of the gov’t workers they’ve been mass firing for weeks.

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j3ss1ka.bsky.social•11 hours ago

All the important stuff that the American people care about. Perfect.

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emmapeas.bsky.social•10 hours ago

As if most of his supporters have an extra $300/month laying around to drive the ugliest car ever

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leahleahbobeah.bsky.social•11 hours ago

And a violation of the Hatch Act!

https://bsky.app/profile/johnbonifaz.bsky.social/post/3lk4jtoqgas2m

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libertyisntfree.bsky.social•12 hours ago

He FFFF'ING turned our precious White House, the most ICONIC BUILDING in the WORLD into a FFFF'ing car dealership! GOD I HATE THAT POS.

Having said that, this is another distraction, we have to stay focused y'all, he's doing this to throw us off so this show distracts the media - DO NOT LOSE FOCUS!

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ccb4fo4.bsky.social•11 hours ago

He used it to shill cans of beans, and then used it for a campaign rally before this.

Man has zero respect for anything but himself.

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libertyisntfree.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Truth!

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auralsects.bsky.social•12 hours ago

He is a For Fee guy, others would say he's transactional.

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mikeweber.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Yeah, 16k (fee), and it’s still crap

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susantessier.bsky.social•11 hours ago

What’s gross is the self tanner/bronzer/ spackle whatever staining his thumb and nail

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herzog25.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I don’t know whose hand that really is but if my nails were that color I would be seeing a doctor immediately.

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torrleonard.bsky.social•12 hours ago

https://bsky.app/profile/torrleonard.bsky.social/post/3lgxwpctmv22s

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defoliz.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Wonder where he’ll plug in to charge it 🤔

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sharski145.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Now t rump is doing commercials! 😂😂😂
He’s tanking the US economy and he’s turned into a car salesmen!
When do you expect or think his light bulb will turn on? 🤨

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gofurther.bsky.social•12 hours ago

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dah12345.bsky.social•5 hours ago

That’s some slick, genius marketing there.

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mopitz.bsky.social•12 hours ago

“In some cases, orange or yellow nails can be a symptom of more serious conditions like lung diseases, thyroid problems, or certain types of liver disease” 🤞🏻

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paul-streen.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Yeah I noticed that as well. Trump probably has all of those, as well as stage 3 syphilis.

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mopitz.bsky.social•10 hours ago

It’s probably just tanner. We don’t have that kind of luck.

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billwsmithjr.bsky.social•6 hours ago

In Trump's case, the stains are from his soul.

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manuelofreire.bsky.social•5 hours ago

They fail to realize people are embarrassed driving a Tesla.

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honeybdg.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Yeah

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deb-in-az.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Ummm...is this a Hatch Act violation? Not that anyone would enforce it, but....

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pcccar.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I love he had to have color by numbers

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grainneproinseas.bsky.social•12 hours ago

they're doing this stunt to try to get MAGA interested in buying Teslas. lolololol as if that could make up for all of Europe and Canada and the American Libs who have been the core U.S consumer of EVs all leaving Tesla en masse in disgust. fucking pathetic and I'm here for it.

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kurtnielsenkcrock.bsky.social•12 hours ago

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WE THE PEOPLE REVALUATION 2025, APRIL 15 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🙏🌎☮️ 🙏❤️🙏

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fifigmour.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Wow! He has cigarette smoker’s dirty, yellow nails and overgrown cuticles. Now I understand Melania’s disdain. 🤮

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bichonlady.bsky.social•12 hours ago

In 2012 I took advantage of the Obama green deal & purchased a top of the line Nissan Leaf (cost 35k,paid 15k)and with an installed fast charger into my home. 12 years the car is still perfect . I went further with the green deal & purchased solar for my home . 40k paid 20k. Paid itself in 7 years

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