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🇺🇲 is NOT bending over and letting 🍄🍆 do as he pleases. 🎃👱🏾🚮
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At this point it's just getting cruel.

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Sorry I yelled out, "THE WIRE TRANSFER IS COMPLETE," when I came.

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My biggest trauma is death.

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Siri, what are some things that happened to kings

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He’s setting us all up for the funniest possible ending.

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We can ruin them and change everything

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You are right. But it's 2025. Talking about it as if it will happen is how politics works. It also forces right wing media to talk about it and if there is enough Dem proposed legislation, Trump and Elon have to respond to the Dems rather than vice versa

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Fuck Bitch McConnell.

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It’s a conundrum. 🤷‍♂️

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Seeeeeshhhh 🥱🫡

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Trump Media and Technology Group, the parent company of Trump's Truth Social, site just announced it lost $400.9 million last year. Its annual revenue declined 12% to just $3.6 million.

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Happy Presidents' Day to the 44 presidents who never tried to become a fascist dictator.

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I like that he posted a picture of a print-out of the email.

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Prius at 0:16 doing the ope let me sneak by you real quick

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I’m begging Democrats to stop talking about tax breaks for billionaires and the price of eggs! They are firing Air Traffic Controllers, stranding Americans in hostile countries, and getting ready to download our data from the IRS. No one is sitting around thinking “I’m worried about the deficit!”

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Too mean? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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roses are red holy fuck we’re all gonna die

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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

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Just added 3 eggs to this cake. Like some kinda Canadian millionaire.

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“Take my healthcare, my reproductive rights, and my kid’s schoolbooks, but don’t you DARE take my goddamn bendy straw!” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

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Trump is running America like a business. Like the 6 businesses he drove into bankruptcy -- and the 60 more that failed and shut down.

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