This is an opportunity for someone somewhere. Not saying it's a moral decision. Just an opportunity. (I feel slightly bad for even thinking this but "the good of the many" factors in here.)
I bet if someone did the math of "weight and cost efficiency" and it came out with the right numbers, he would greenlight a plane Rady to pull a SpaceX rocket...
Please deliver today and fly across the ocean. And don't forget to bypass the quality checks like you have on commercial planes. They are no longer needed based on this administration abolishing those departments. j/s
Only if they convince Musk, JD Vance, the speaker of the House, Tech Bros and Musk's boy toys to all go for the first flight. Now that would be a problem solver. An instant anxiety relief flight.
Haven’t you heard? Inspections are DEI bullshit and he’ll have none of it! Besides, these days you’re not cool if your plane lands without incident, right? He should let Tesla have oversight. I hear the cyber truck has a cool new immolation feature that would slap on a new Boeing jet!
I hear there are some planes out at SCLA in Victorville. Probably just needs a little paint job. I’d feel comfortable sending the shitgibbon and his tweaked-out sidekick up in one. 😉
I don’t pray often, or honestly at all, but God if you could please hear me in this one I promise that I will seriously contemplate going to church again. For a wedding or Christmas pageant or something..
…and they should all fly together on the maiden voyage. Sort of like a Titanic thing… only in the air. 🎶 My Heart Will Go On🎵…. Believe me… I’ll get over it no problem.
I hear there's one available in Toronto. Just needs a little duct tape & bondo on the right wing. And I'm sure PM Trudeau will even make him a good DEAL.
I've said this before... safety checks and inspections are a complete waste of time for any plane that DT flies in... he's totally protected with a simple prayer
Air Force One aircraft have to have all the latest avionics, including classified systems. Plus the aircraft themselves get old and need replacement. These systems have to be integrated onto these one-off platforms, and that is super expensive, then it all has to be tested together as a package. 1/2
When installing all the new systems, my guess is it's a lot cheaper to put them on a new aircraft body during manufacture. (Current planes built ~1987) But the integration and test ... $$$$$$. This is where they'll try to cut corners.
And I could be wrong about installing during manufacture, because security issues. Doing all that as modifications is prohibitive. But they're essentially making two highly classified custom jets, so yeah, $5bn.
Rush those aircraft, and make certain to use an extra layer of duct tape on the windows, doors, engines, and landing gear. Maybe some fake gold leaf on the restroom door handles. No one will be the wiser in this regime.
The Hindenburg is a possibility but I was more referring to the latter half of the war when most aircraft assembly was by indentured workers and/or slaves, not that there is any difference. The aircraft had a huge failure rate.
RUSH THAT BITCH! Use fuckin duct tape or put that shit together with wooden dowels like a Walmart dresser. Take all the bolts out and see if you can jump it off a homemade ramp. Use Gatorade for coolant and glue a Bentley grille on the front. Don’t forget to film that shit. Hahahahahaha
Wouldn't it be funny if the AI elon thinks he's programmed to work for his benefit, have instead figured out how to engineer his complete and total downfall while only acting unquestioningly loyal?
Dear God, While I am keenly aware of the American revulsion toward special treatment - might I suggest a membership tier for those who have been unemployed for 14 months? Asking for a friend.
So that means we’re not breaking the law when we want to save democracy. Our first amendment right and the declaration of independence allows us to demand a new government be formed. This one is destructive and does not care about us. We must do what other countries have done! Learn from South Korea
Go ahead let them Rush the construction of the new plane and then let him fly in his new plane with no air traffic controllers to make sure he stays safe I'm sure everything will work out just fine
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I bet if someone did the math of "weight and cost efficiency" and it came out with the right numbers, he would greenlight a plane Rady to pull a SpaceX rocket...
🙏’s 🆙
I hope they do 'rush' it and it crashes.
Ha, ha, ha!
As my first boss used to like saying.
"you want it bad, You GET it bad.
Here's hoping it explodes mid flight.
With Elon and there rest of the cabinet ON BOARD 🤬🤬
It’s the only real solution.
Let us become Iran for a day. Let them rush the plane.
Many thanks,
Lala
20 pop a door
30 pop an hair plug
40 goto 10
please make a beautiful baby 6 feet under. ❤️🔥💞💝
Boeing!
And I don't hate Jews and Muslims.
I hate Trump!
(of course the Secret Service would not allow this, but we can pray...)
I think Boeing should just eliminate one or two engines to save time.
I’d say, “Hard Pass on covering Trump from Air Force One.”
Everything is on the table.
He is not known for thinking things through to their logical conclusion.