Determined to make this place less of an echo chamber by coming up with some bold new takes: for example, we should abolish the electoral college and replace it with a 12 foot man in an executioner mask with a gigantic hammer
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Abolish the electoral college and replace it with an tv show Jeopardy and may the most intelligent candidate make it. Since most of America want government to be a spectacle to be entertained by, why not make it educational and not mind numbing reality television?
I think there should be another tall man who is a bit skinnier with a spear that accompanies the executioner. And they should stand in a big ass room where any presidential candidate has to defeat them in combat before they unlock fast travel using the Constitution .
Your vote doesn't actually decide who will be president but the 12 foot man in an executioner mask with a gigantic hammer might take it into account when making a decision.
Have we considered investing the money we’ve been wasting on the military industrial complex on the tower of massive space turtles holding the planet up? Worth looking into 🤔
Here’s a hot take, let’s house the homeless in houses and then put the politicians on the streets for the 12 foot man in an executioner mask with the gigantic hammer.
There's no evidence anyone has gotten cancer from asbestos, in fact, I've never met anyone with cancer, so maybe someone should look into this "terminal illness" business I'm not so sure it's real
Reminds me of an old Newfoundland folk tale. A lumberjack from the middle of the island was about to marry the sheltered daughter of a St. John's merchant. Now, the lumberjack had a rough life. He'd been working in the woods since he was ten years old. He'd been scarred across the chest by a bear.
He lost the toes on his right foot to frostburn. But you have to understand, he was not a bad looking man, just rugged to a degree that challenges the imagination of a modern listener. Anyhow, the lumberjack and the heiress get married and spend their first night in one of the merchant's many homes.
As they go to bed, the lumberjack is the first to undress. He removes his shirt and immediately his new wife races out the door, down the stairs, straight to the room where her grandmother is sleeping. "Nanna, nanna, wake up", she cried. "My husband is all hairy all over!"
The grandmother, having seen her share of lumberjacks back in the day, reassures her granddaughter that this is normal. "Men are just hairy like that. Don't worry about it", she says, and the granddaughter makes her way back upstairs to the wedding bedroom.
By the time she gets there, her new husband has removed his pants. The young woman closes the door quietly and races back down to her grandma. "Nanna, nanna", she says, "My husband has legs as thick as tree trunks!"
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Let Americans pick their leaders in the way that resonates with them best.
i, for one, propose the exact same thing but with a 4 foot man
- huge
- malevolent
- unknowable
Six foot twenty, fucking killing for fun
(i picture it as something designed to look imposing and churchy, very stuffy neo-classical.)
Can’t have misinformation spread on social media if people can’t read
case in point:
(Einar's hammering away through the entire performance)
Glad to see he can still find work.
- ala pro wrestling?
What's your star sign?
So now we know: being around asbestos doesn't cause you to stub your toe, it makes you a leo
You can't stop me.
#Herman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ST85Sui43Q
It should be a woman
“FIIIIIVEEE
THOUUUUSSSANNNDDD
ELECTORS”