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He/himbo Absurdist & Chaotic law person who dips their feet into literally anything and everything. Also a natural blonde. You are god(less), do what you want.
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He deserves every bit of it but I don’t know how Drake can watch anything on tv at any time and not be worried about this. He turns on Bluey and the dad is like “you know who I’d never let babysit you?”

submitted 7 hours ago • 19 comments

Reminder: we are being trained not to care about other people. It underlines the attacks on migrants, on DEI, on trans youth, on so-called "wokeness." Sure there are legitimate critiques but this is not about critiques. It's about supercharging capitalism's culture of uncare.

submitted 1 day ago • 85 comments

I'll go ahead with slavery and the genocide of Native Americans as the lowest points but who am I to say.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

my “if i could get away with it, i would be a sexual predator” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Fox News reported that JD Vance had to move to an “undisclosed location” due to protests at the Vermont resort where he’s skiing this weekend. For inflicting misery on the world and here at home in America, this is exactly the energy that should greet Vance wherever he goes for the rest of his days.

submitted 1 day ago • 679 comments

Oh we know

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Epstein's pedophile protection network lives on through his best friend Donald Trump

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

If this sort of thing had ever come up from any rational White House in history, this would be already a major international diplomatic crisis. If we take them at their word, the United States is Canada's biggest national security threat.

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

s25 Ultra or Google Pixel Pro 9

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We’re under attack

submitted 5 days ago • 36 comments

Now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one dimensional character with a silly catchphrase.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

No appeal for Ruby Dhalla.

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

Do Not Fuck With Gamers

submitted 6 days ago • 245 comments

submitted 101 days ago • 19 comments

My favourite thing is calling customer support for something and they just read their website to me Like hey I asked a specific question but sure just regurgitate your shit like a fucking bot. Unbelievable.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Makes sense. The West needs to make up for the American betrayal collectively. And it's extremely in the interest of this country to be seen as an integrel player in whatever Europe-centred alliance replaces NATO. A leader even. We are not a small country. www.thestar.com/news/canada/...

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I, for one, am not reassured by the fact the German extreme right only got 20 percent. The acceptable number of German far-rightists is zero. The 1930s taught us that.

submitted 7 days ago • 300 comments

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

submitted 6 days ago • 2170 comments

SCOOP: Ashley St Clair sues Elon Musk for custody of new son. Musk is pictured with his latest baby in a lawsuit filed by St Clair, seeking sole custody and paternity. www.usermag.co/p/scoop-ashl...

submitted 9 days ago • 147 comments

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

submitted 10 days ago • 111 comments

Ok, Jordan Binnington. Your country will remember that.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

Once the US took the Trump call in the locker room, Canada was gonna win

submitted 10 days ago • 30 comments

Donald Trump made us all cheer for Marchand.

submitted 10 days ago • 19 comments

Try to boo this anthem, suckers

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

Hey! Guess what happened again when the international hockey game mattered! What do you think happened? Who do you think won? ;)

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

This isnt even coherent

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The first reaction to this news should be concern about the future of voting by mail www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

submitted 10 days ago • 109 comments

I literally called it: USA Booed the Canadian anthem at the 🏒game just now. Saw that coming a mile away. Trump is poison and is 100% responsible for this.

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

joe biden has said sentences far more coherent than whatever this is

submitted 10 days ago • 65 comments

i find the concept of him passing away so fascinating

submitted 10 days ago • 249 comments

seeing this chart set in he’s doing sex selective IVF for boys and that’s why he lost his fucking mind and became a hardline fascist when vivian came out as trans, he’s a freak

submitted 10 days ago • 145 comments

elon musk is the generational case study of how lust for power, unlimited wealth, and the desire for a century long legacy can make you one of the most evil people curruently alive in the world

submitted 10 days ago • 46 comments

Anyways put Austin Matthews in the hospital tonight

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Interesting take. "One of the less frequently noticed luxuries of the postwar liberal order was the licence to be a fool... Try rejecting modern medicine in the Horn of Africa." www.thetimes.com/article/b3bb...

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

cc: 2025

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

submitted 11 days ago • 837 comments

elliotte friedman: this event is NOT political in anyway and fans booing the anthem are disrespecting the troops bill guerin: our players want to get a big wet kiss from donnie trump because they're special little boys who love manifest destiny

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

The world — and Canada especially — needs to pay v. close attention to how far Trump is willing to go in these negotiations with Russia. Deals with the devil, extortion, resource theft — whatever he tries here can be a guide to how far he'll go with Canada, Mexico, Greenland, Panama, etc.

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy theonion.com/man-wai...

submitted 12 days ago • 79 comments

Yes she is 😇

submitted 13 days ago • 9 comments

Look man this is not the screwed I want to be on a Monday morning

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

liberals when a fascist takes power with the express stated intent of ethnic cleansing

submitted 113 days ago • 5 comments

J.D. Vance's lecture in Europe basically convinced every country to quietly create a new secret group chat without the US.

submitted 14 days ago • 452 comments

This cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social is getting banned on Twitter. Because of course it is.

submitted 14 days ago • 674 comments

i forced Elon Musk to take down the entirety of Twitter Spaces after discovering an exploit while i was working from home

submitted 14 days ago • 61 comments

I keep seeing this tweet circulating but it’s fake.

submitted 14 days ago • 43 comments