I honestly thought that he was going to be our generation's presidential assassination last time he was in office. We get a second chance - there must be someone out there with better aim........😉😉
Part of Project 2025 is putting the Secret Service in private control. So, once the motives and agendas become less clear for Secret Service members...
Vance is such a dork. He only has the tech bros, he doesn’t have the gravy seals/ jetski dealer/ welder contingent. For whatever reason Trump can build a coalition
On the one hand, yes, on the other, as comically funny as it would be, I really would rather not have the most spineless worm of a groyper having to contend with dictators and other world leaders. It would just be all of Trump's denial of goodwill to our allies with none of the spine
Where's that lady from "The Boys" when you really need her. . . .
. . . .you know. . . . The one who can make heads explode using only the power of her mind.
You know what?
I'm actually fine with him stealing my death choice of
Being shot out of a south facing canon into a mid-air woodchipper, itself shot from a north facing cannon,
If it comes to that
Although I'm still rooting for
Genie grants him eternal youth and immortality. The next day he trips and falls into a open septic tank, and is never seen again.
Damnatio for him. Take all his worldly possessions, signs and works, bury them in a big hole and write "this is not a place of honor" on it in 50 languages.
Actually I think the problem is those hands are all pushing him away, because, even they don't want him. I have heard an old saying "Only the good die young", if that is true, then likewise, the evil die old, if that's true, he's gonna be around for a while.
Too easy.
I want a world where evil men might actually feel some kind of karma.
I want him broke. I want him to have a full-body stroke. I want his kids to drain his account and his nurses to smack him around. I want him mocked for years. He must be fully aware.
Most people of the world want it to happen, but no one really tries to make it happen. If someone were to perform a heroic deed, celebrated by so many, they would be severely punished. What a very strange society we have.
I’ve been discussing this with a friend for the past few days. We agreed that slow and painful would be preferred. Something gross and gut related would be appropriate. But a public spectacle would be very satisfying. An exploding golf buggy? Perfect. They’re both doomed so have fun with it folks.
They’ll never believe it. A new conspiracy theory will be born. It’ll be “the deep state” who took him out and we’ll literally never hear the end of it.
Probably not. Much like the question of "Whats my favorite musical?" or "Whats my favorite food,?", it's a moving target based on mood, recent events, and time of day.
Watching him stoned to the fucking gills on CPAC & it's astounding to just imagine the managerial load on an anti-bureaucrat trying to cut the government in half with a bunch of micromanaged script kiddies. Imagine the vibes on that team. Imagine the Skack/Discord server of nonstop panic & confusion
Damage is done though. That won't change the course of the shit hitting the fan. Oligarchs bought the system already, so in case his dementia worsens or dies, they have a plan B to keep their agenda.
They will claim he was assassinated by the Left/Gays/Muslims/anyone and crack down, his nutter fans will ramp up random shootings as "they killed Trump". It won't be good for normal people unfortunately, as much as we want him to fuck off.
A few of us have a pact, that when he finally croaks, we will take a month off to celebrate and do a roadtrip (pilgrimage) across the nation and wait weeks in line at the cemetery with the tens of thousands of other Americans to sh!t on his grave.
Was afraid I'd have to have my kid wheel me up to his grave in a chair with my little cupful of piss, but he's so old I'll be young enough to dance a jig after I unload a bladder-full of dark and salty.
With all the diseases, like polio, that will be coming back under RFK jr, coupled with Mitch’s increasing “fall down” rate… there is an increasing likelihood that he could go soon.
#StatisticsAreFun
Second best scenario, he gets struck by lightning. BEST scenario, he gets struck by lightning, survives, goes to the hospital, tweets about how even god can’t kill him, recovers, steps one foot outside the hospital and gets struck by lightning again
My only question is whether he should get a fitting epitaph on his tombstone (in some deserted, weed overgrown patch of land)... or simply be disposed of like all other toxic waste?
I have a hard time getting to hate him personally, like I do the muskrat. He literally has no thoughts behind those eyes. What he says is evil of course but he's literally just a mouthpiece. An entertaining puppet to get idiots magnetised by a tv personality to get with the new program.
If he dies JD Vance becomes president and Peter Thiel will waste no time disintegrating the United States into a series of technofuedalist city states with tech oligarchs as their monarchs.
I know I sound insane, but that's HIS words, not mine. Its the Curtis Yarvin plot.
not to be the little devil on your shoulder but once you're looking forward to seeing an obituary is it really that different to look forward to the contents as well?
Like.....*seizes, shakes around, head does a jerk and his eyes roll back hard into his head and then violently falls to the ground, foaming out the mouth, or drooling*
Everything aside, It's remarkable how he hasn't kicked the bucket yet with all the Taco Bell and KFC he eats. And the only exercise he gets is turning his head to dodge a bullet.
One day, like a miracle, he will be gone. In the meantime, it gives me something to live for. I’m so sorry that President Cárter will miss it, he’s a good man but he would have secretly been thinking “FUCK YA!!! Whoop!!! 😄😄😄”
If only the elongated muskrat would just chew some electric cables
And donny dumptruck just...for every dollar he's cheated the American public out of over the years, all the children of the world get to kick him in the nuts that many times
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His basilar artery has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
Him being the literal fucking antichrist.
None of us really know just how ecstatic we'll be or how many days of partying we'll be able to handle.🥳🤷🏼♂️
. . . .you know. . . . The one who can make heads explode using only the power of her mind.
Anyone got her number??
through the night skies,
Forgettin' us on this side Jordan.
💀👻😱
He can make 'Murica great again by personally advancing science!
I'm actually fine with him stealing my death choice of
Being shot out of a south facing canon into a mid-air woodchipper, itself shot from a north facing cannon,
If it comes to that
Genie grants him eternal youth and immortality. The next day he trips and falls into a open septic tank, and is never seen again.
OH, wrong TV show.
I look forward to him dying.
I want a world where evil men might actually feel some kind of karma.
I want him broke. I want him to have a full-body stroke. I want his kids to drain his account and his nurses to smack him around. I want him mocked for years. He must be fully aware.
"Sorry I can't work, I just got some great news"
One can only dream …and if praying helps. I’ll do what it takes.
(also im early so i hope you see this you are so fucking funny much love)
Anyone else making family plans like this?
#StatisticsAreFun
My only question is whether he should get a fitting epitaph on his tombstone (in some deserted, weed overgrown patch of land)... or simply be disposed of like all other toxic waste?
I'm more in tune with Karma and the personal satisfaction I'll get from pissing on the graves of these TRAITORS.
I know I sound insane, but that's HIS words, not mine. Its the Curtis Yarvin plot.
Yes, that leave Johnson to move into the spot. Every single Republican is just as bad, that's the problem.
this'll be the weight.........
THE END
Never mind.
Both would be equally satisfying.😏
I think they saw the high ratings he got and faked the second one.
And donny dumptruck just...for every dollar he's cheated the American public out of over the years, all the children of the world get to kick him in the nuts that many times
Vance is an NPC.
Once Trump is gone, they’ll collapse.