I like how often now I have the thought "if I get (X procedure) I will become unstoppable" - ThreadSky

Ah yes the Unstoppable Procedure, named for Doctor Wilbur Unstoppable, who died after being flattered by a semi in a Costco parking lot

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sjwwitch.bsky.social•64 days ago

To quote Lara Flynn-Boyle in the terrible movie men in black 2 “with the right set of mammoth glands you can run this planet”.

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theclintpodcast.bsky.social•64 days ago

If I can write it down and get millions to read it.

Then make a film and get millions more to see it.

I will become legend.

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gropeforluna.bsky.social•64 days ago

FFS worked out really well for me, highly recommended

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krolyk.bsky.social•64 days ago

I got my gallbladder out and now I can kill god even better than before.

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cat-wrangler.bsky.social•64 days ago

So my gallbladder is all that’s preventing me from dethroning god? Seems like a big screw up on God’s part imo

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lordllama.bsky.social•64 days ago

why do you think god put it there. It's like the speed governor in an engine. God was just hoping we wouldn't notice

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kaiserinjacky.bsky.social•64 days ago

just one more bottom surgery

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pumbaaphotos.bsky.social•63 days ago

Me describing a decapitation

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huggabledolly.bsky.social•64 days ago

"If I get a microwave laser installed in my chest cavity, I will become unstoppable"

You're right, that's fun to think about!

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zazzymazzy.bsky.social•64 days ago

Me with breast reduction, I will finally be able to minmax my posture

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lampjaded.bsky.social•64 days ago

The Juggernaut surgery?

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haunted-destiny.bsky.social•64 days ago

If I upload my consciousness into a computer virus I’d be unstoppable

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haunted-destiny.bsky.social•64 days ago

Granted, I’d just use my powers to be a nuisance

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iararuss.bsky.social•64 days ago

The cishet desire to replace my dick with a flamethrower.

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marcosgg.bsky.social•64 days ago

Haus of Unstoppable Decline

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narset.bsky.social•64 days ago

relatable

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robowookie.bsky.social•64 days ago

don't get the X procedure, i can't bear to see you turn yourself into Twitter 🥺

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davefnbuck.bsky.social•64 days ago

I had two surgeries last year, and now I’m more stoppable than ever. Barely even startable. A third one would probably do it though…

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konoyola.bsky.social•63 days ago

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lurdiak.bsky.social•64 days ago

Leg removal surgery (cosmetic)

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kittenby.bsky.social•64 days ago

Yaaas girl, get those mantis blade arms.

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not-hereno-where.bsky.social•64 days ago

I don't know about you but I got really depressed this morning. Then I thought if I can just get on my bike I can fix it. And I'm happy now.

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roadieric.bsky.social•64 days ago

Similar thoughts cross my mind frequently. 🏍️🌟

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not-hereno-where.bsky.social•64 days ago

I might my bicycle but I am very happy we can both feel the wind on our faces!

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edelintheerrant.bsky.social•64 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ud65jWxMJg

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lousoul.bsky.social•64 days ago

Love yourself

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theinfamousroo.bsky.social•64 days ago

This is probably what every cyberpunk character has said.

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nelion98.bsky.social•64 days ago

Top surgery even tho I'm a bottom lol

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dc-v.bsky.social•64 days ago

a chest cannon would be pretty sweet ....

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plusran.bsky.social•64 days ago

If I got a jetpack implanted, I'd be unstoppable!

If I got laser eyes, I'd be unstoppable!

If I got tank treads installed,

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hausofdecline.bsky.social•64 days ago

Going to FFS and just saying "Fuck me up"

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pandolin.bsky.social•64 days ago

It's what I did, and honestly? No regrets.

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machminotaur.bsky.social•64 days ago

getting a Sightly Snout for +2 charisma

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anhedoniashoujo.bsky.social•64 days ago

"gimme the season 7 of the walking dead glenn treatment, doc"

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madgant.bsky.social•64 days ago

No joke - was already planning my last words to my ffs surgeon next month to be “fuck my shit up”

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qwerintine.bsky.social•64 days ago

that episode where daria looks into ffs and the surgeon projects he can make her look like quinn

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turribul.bsky.social•64 days ago

For Fuck's Sake?

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tv-ma.bsky.social•64 days ago

"Fuck Face Sup" surgery

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sigma100001.bsky.social•64 days ago

If I get the brain in a robot procedure I will be unstoppable

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frillishprincess.bsky.social•64 days ago

i just need to be tgirl johnny silverhand and i’ll be unstoppable

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andrefiremaster.bsky.social•64 days ago

That's how you end up a cyborg

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arcadet6.bsky.social•64 days ago

That’s how you end up as a digital consciousness with no physical form

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ms-accel.bsky.social•64 days ago

My tits will be so big I gain gravity powers

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captainmorton.bsky.social•64 days ago

thats the wolverine claws one right

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mevrouwmuisje.bsky.social•64 days ago

How I feel about getting my facial hair removed ;-;

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deathlycoffee.bsky.social•64 days ago

Cyberpunk 2077 pov

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handleunavailable.bsky.social•64 days ago

For me, it's implant teeth.
We could form some unstoppable human alliance with just a small amount of work! Probably

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snglr-they.bsky.social•64 days ago

Me if i got bottom surgery

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pdutill.bsky.social•64 days ago

Me but with an unavoidable spinal fusion.

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greyharearchie.bsky.social•64 days ago

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lucianphillips.bsky.social•64 days ago

Personally, I'm always on the lookout for a radioactive spider.

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