someday we will have the technology to turn the plastic accumulating in each of our brains into a personalized McDonald’s happy meal toy but until then we must continue gathering - ThreadSky

ditchpony.bsky.social • 18 days ago

someday we will have the technology to turn the plastic accumulating in each of our brains into a personalized McDonald’s happy meal toy but until then we must continue gathering

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4gabriel.bsky.social•18 days ago

manas-0.bsky.social•17 days ago

men can have 3

badamn.bsky.social•17 days ago

I choose baby Gonzo on a tricycle.

dabxdee.bsky.social•17 days ago

joanne2000.bsky.social•17 days ago

😂 Accumulation Team Unite!

planetdead.bsky.social•18 days ago

Shit, imagine we could have some nanobots gathering that microplastic to the colon or

Eat plastic
Shit Legos

robfromchicago.com•17 days ago

Ow.

planetdead.bsky.social•17 days ago

Better make em Dublos so no sharp edges

robfromchicago.com•17 days ago

Aren’t Lincoln Logs plastic yet?

peskyprofessor.bsky.social•17 days ago

Just hook me up to a 3D printer

truenorthpoint.bsky.social•17 days ago

We may all become 3D printers

stvp.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hope it's one of those toys with moving parts instead of just a chunk of useless plastic.

ditchpony.bsky.social•18 days ago

I feel like my McBrainPlastic would probably be a Pokémon or a My Little Pony 💕

stvp.bsky.social•18 days ago

Awww a little Ponimon.
How beautiful.

chindaswind.bsky.social•17 days ago

Modern man once dreamed of turning lead into gold; instead, he turned plastic into memory. Caught between Borges and Baudrillard, our future is a toxic palimpsest where every synapse archives a fragment of polyethylene, waiting for some postmodern alchemist to transmute it into a forgotten toy.