Give me fucking strength
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This platform really needs a don't like response. Or a Puke response. Pell's interest in children wasn't healing them.
Jesus fucking Christ
I want more details. Did they pray specifically to him?
If you want to get on the path for a miracle and beatification, yes. You pray only to him for intercession
Pretend gods work in mysterious ways. 🙃
Maybe if you pray to Pell, you might be granted the strength? #sarcasm
Let me guess... Murdoch news??
Pell would be very happy it was very young boy. He watched for them in life & now he’s dead too
Suffer the little children
patron saint of child abusers 😡
There's going to be a hell of a lot of competition if that's the spot they're aiming for...
well yes, but he was what you might call an overachiever :(
mammalian diving reflex
So one more miracle and he’ll be Saint Rockspider?
The fucking prick wanted to be pope so it doesn't surprise me the ghouls who follow him are going to make him a saint
Please tell me they’re not trying to turn this pedo into a saint.
It looks an awful lot like it.
And the book doesn’t have anything to do with it - hmmm
What, did Pell's ghost grab him by the goolies in the pool or something?
What? So they're angling to get him sainthood now? Jesus christ!
I'm showing my age but I remember when The Australian was a paper of record......
Now that's an exclusive direct from up stairs
Yikes, they're not working their way to sainting him, are they?

This is how it starts.
Maybe the kid was crossing over, and instead of seeing the archangel at the pearly gates, Pell was waiting to 'welcome' him. Kid saw what was waiting, did an about turn, and started breathing again.
Trust me, Pell won't be at the Pearly Gates. He'll be somewhere significantly warmer. Either way the kid was right to turn around.
Hmm. Good point. 🙂
Bloody revolting stuff.
It's a miracle ... it's a sign from God ... Cardinal George Pell performing miracles from beyond the grave surely qualifies Him as a Saint.
How does The Australian get these exclusive stories?
Pell still looking out for the kiddos from down there.
I mean … he’s the best Catholic role model? Seriously?
Actual nausea. Wow.
OMG that is sick
At what point do we label this outfit a basket of deplorables & take away their licence to vomit? #auspol
Foul human he was 🤮
Don’t tell Tim Minchin.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Fuck. Sake. 🤮
Nope. Nope.
EXCLUSIVE
IKR? 🙄
But isn't every yarn in The Strine an 'exclusive' these days?
As Judi Dench's Elizabeth I might say: "Have a care with that word or you will wear it out."
On your knees for Pell has a multitude of meanings.
The vague shit that you have to prove to make someone a Saint is hilarious.
Ewwww.
Don't you think it was the first responders and doctors who used their knowledge from research and years of study who saved the young boy?
This is Jesus in a piece of toast level journalism.
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When I prayed for Pell to be cannonised I must have been misheard.
I don’t think toast has been so insulted.
Favourite part is the prominent use of the word "exclusive"
Saint Pedο P(h)ell coming (too) soon(?)
Old habits, George’s still got a thing for little boys.
you don't think Pell would get involved with an unconscious child? Seems legit to me.
Thank you for letting me not say it!
Not quite; Jesus was not a notorious child abuser
Which is to say: It's considerably worse than that
Who’s the sick fck who even thinks this stuff up?!!!!
I’m pinching that meme 😂
OFFS
Do you think maybe the medical profession had something to do with the kid's survival?
Yeah, when things are really bad, I always pray to a recently dead guy.
PS Be sure to read the alt-text on the screenshot. 🤣
...what the actual fuck....
Why Don't Child Molesters Show Remorse?
The poor wee boy was probably so shit scared of dying and meeting Pell in some dark corner of heaven he recovered.
FMD
Isn't this the religion that tells us to pray directly to God?
I think I'm literally going to vomit 🤢.
need to draw more attention to these guys being yanks. why are these seppos praying to an Australian pedophile
What is the source? There is nothing in the headline page that says where it’s from?
Written by Tess Livingstone, long-standing Pell hagiographer
The Australian, I'm very sure - both the font and the colour of that red text fit
I don’t know where that came from but I was thinking it was a satire site. How fucking pathetic
Wonder what Pells spirit asked it to do in return…
George Pell, patron saint of kids in pools.
I feel sick.
A swimming pool.
After the swimming pool allegations
Pell is not a fucking saint.
@grogsgamut.bsky.social interestingly the child reported drowned in 2015 in the Milan Chronicle was an Italian boy aged 14, no family name given & sudinim Michael used. No mention of prayers to Pell & it's 42mins not 52. This can't be that boy. #Mediawatch might like to investigate further
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Agree Steve. Ms Livingstone has a history of writing glowing Pell articles & even a book. Hardly a serious journalist. @grogsgamut.bsky.social

https://thecatholicherald.com/pax-invictis-by-tess-livingstone-the-life-and-legacy-of-cardinal-george-pell/?s=09
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Hahah, the Catholic Herald describes it as veering into hagiography
Suffer the little children…😔- the cult of depravity
Is that a Greg Sheridan peice?
Some distraught parent faced with their child drowning immediately prays to dodgy Australian priest. Seems legit
tbf, Pell probably would be roused from his place in hell at the mention of a young boy
quite a Eureka moment…
Oh snap 🤣🤣🤣
Praying to a peadofile.
Fucking Sainthood imminent. My lapsed Catholic father would be turning in his grave.