I’m in love with you, but not rotisserie chicken in love with you. - ThreadSky

unfitz.bsky.social • 173 days ago

I’m in love with you, but not rotisserie chicken in love with you.

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drdudley.bsky.social•173 days ago

There’s rotisserie and then there’s roasted.

unfitz.bsky.social•173 days ago

And nary the twain shall meet.

drdudley.bsky.social•173 days ago

Did you mean twine? I always truss my chicks.

unfitz.bsky.social•173 days ago

Oh! Is that in your dating profile?

drdudley.bsky.social•172 days ago

I did hesitate before sending, just like we were taught in Sunday school.

halfgildwynac.bsky.social•172 days ago

Harsh but fair

rockleegustavo.bsky.social•172 days ago

#nowplaying

moeottis.bsky.social•172 days ago

You’re in love with Moe? I am flattered, but are you above 3’11’’

I absolutely cannot date anyone above that height. They FREAK me out!

immortalasirpa.bsky.social•115 days ago

You had me at "dry clean only." You complete me.

francescoitaliano.bsky.social•172 days ago

Eu te amo meu amorzinho você é tudo na minha vida você é o maior presente que o destino poderia me proporcionar🥺❤️

thenightlibrary.bsky.social•172 days ago

Baby once you've had spatchcocked, you'll never go backcocked

unfitz.bsky.social•172 days ago

😂

meantomyself.bsky.social•173 days ago

What if I got a tan and turned around a bunch

unfitz.bsky.social•173 days ago

Is this sexting? Are we sexting?

meantomyself.bsky.social•173 days ago

This is the only way I know how to do it so yes????

edb2.bsky.social•172 days ago

Are you a boy, or a girl?

unfitz.bsky.social•173 days ago

🔥🔥

shitpost.gay•172 days ago

if somebody told me this irl i would be devastated but i'd honestly get it

we'd probably go get rotisserie chickens together and i could drop them off at their place so we can both fuck our own rotisserie chickens

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