ANGEL: so here’s the baby jesus, how you gonna describe him? WISE MAN 1: christ the savior WISE MAN 2: holy infant WISE MEN’S COOK: tender and mild ANGEL: excuse me - ThreadSky

lukelukeluke.bsky.social • 446 days ago

ANGEL: so here’s the baby jesus, how you gonna describe him?

WISE MAN 1: christ the savior

WISE MAN 2: holy infant

WISE MEN’S COOK: tender and mild

ANGEL: excuse me

Comments

salvagni.org•446 days ago

With extra dipping sauce

hellabarnes.bsky.social•443 days ago

like veal

prufrock451.bsky.social•446 days ago

“Look, don’t rush the body and blood stuff, there’s a few plot points to develop first”

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•446 days ago

You only got 3 months till Easter 👀

resistingalison.bsky.social•444 days ago

The baby of a 12-year-old pretending to be a virgin to keep his daddy Joseph from a pedo rap

Too much?

utahcornelius.bsky.social•444 days ago

Hark the hearls angels sing
"Glory to--excuse me?!!"

ebrillblaiddes.bsky.social•433 days ago

My church does this Evening in Old Bethlehem thing (walk-through nativity + 1st century cosplay) and this year, one of our Baby Jesus actors was screeeeaming, so I was the one who cracked wise that "we may have ordered infant mild, but we got infant spicy."

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•433 days ago

Yoooo lol

cohanf.bsky.social•431 days ago

I was just thinking that about that line, the other day- seems like a food description... I was wondering if it was an issue with the translation from original- German? I assume.. or just slightly archaic usage..

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•431 days ago

Couple of words with good double meanings for sure