if middle age had a slogan it would be “i should probably pee first” - ThreadSky

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social • 104 days ago

if middle age had a slogan it would be “i should probably pee first”

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andycarleton.bsky.social•103 days ago

Test pilot's motto: "Pack your own 'chute and pee when you can".

susan1230.bsky.social•103 days ago

I’m way past middle age, but you’re so right!

boooooby.bsky.social•104 days ago

I do, then 2nd and an hr later a 3rd.

pappy725.bsky.social•104 days ago

Isn’t that a Chris Stapleton song?

auntiekateny.bsky.social•103 days ago

Nailed it!

niceandinnocent.bsky.social•104 days ago

Pee after too because of UTIs

milfordthomas.bsky.social•104 days ago

i relate to this in a way that injures me

ordinaryalso.bsky.social•104 days ago

i could be in the middle of an emergency evacuation and I’d still be like hang on let me pee real fast

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•103 days ago

pay now or pay later

mrmambo.bsky.social•103 days ago

Thus speaketh the pee piper

brickmahoney.bsky.social•104 days ago

D. 💀😂🔥

darkersunrise.bsky.social•104 days ago

It’s the anxiety for me !!!!

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•103 days ago

stress pees

darkersunrise.bsky.social•103 days ago

Yesss 😂

donfordvoice.bsky.social•103 days ago

I used to have a bladder of steel. Now it’s more like a sieve.

ny36pitman.bsky.social•104 days ago

Rules for 50+
1. Never pass a bathroom.
2. Never trust a fart.
3. Never waste a hard on.
#GenXRules

nyebodnye.bsky.social•104 days ago

I'm with 2

slouchyr.bsky.social•104 days ago

Avoid khaki.

junglegal.bsky.social•104 days ago

I felt that

tmcatee.bsky.social•104 days ago

Shit... That was my childhood with a mother who had a lead foot and HATED stopping for anything other than gas.

dawson400.bsky.social•104 days ago

“Because nothing says ‘adventure’ like planning your entire day around bathroom proximity and bladder reliability. Truly living life on the edge. 😁

johnhougen.bsky.social•104 days ago

I've reached that age in life where I occasionally remember to zip my fly!

arbitraryalison.bsky.social•104 days ago

We have "final pee" in our family. No matter what you must do it and announce you are going to do it before leaving anywhere. We all have pckd though.

patri.xyz•104 days ago

And third
And fifth
And seventh

donpittis.bsky.social•104 days ago

Middle age heck, I thought it was just a rule of life.

echo1322.bsky.social•104 days ago

I’m already like that in my 20s

Old age will be a special kind of hell for me

hawksland.bsky.social•103 days ago

late Dyke of Edinburgh advised never miss the opportunity to pee

wendywhittaker.bsky.social•103 days ago

The official drink would be the lukewarm coffee you forgot in the microwave.

phillyguysayinghi.bsky.social•104 days ago

Every time!

sekou.bsky.social•104 days ago

☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

fallingflats.bsky.social•104 days ago

And now I'm 65, it's oh dear, I should have peed sooner!

ericbanks.bsky.social•103 days ago

Yeah. I remember when I didn’t have to abstain from drinking for four hours before a flight.

clydemckinley.bsky.social•104 days ago

Personal License Plate.
PB4WEGO

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•104 days ago

incredible

anarchist-cop.bsky.social•104 days ago

MTG is the CEO assassin!
I TOLD them they had the wrong guy!
Release Mangioni with our apologies. Give him back his gun (printer filament is expensive), and send him on his way.
Now, let’s go arrest that cunt!