bless me father for there are people in my replies who genuinely think i’m sitting around eating sticks of butter and not just making stupid jokes on a free site populated by nerds - ThreadSky

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social • 33 days ago

bless me father for there are people in my replies who genuinely think i’m sitting around eating sticks of butter and not just making stupid jokes on a free site populated by nerds

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dinolamour.bsky.social•33 days ago

Are we not supposed to eat sticks of butter?

marginman3.bsky.social•33 days ago

People, am I right?

skilletqueso.com•33 days ago

gotta love the earnest replies. “look dude it was a dumb joke about me being dumb, no need to make some moral lesson out of it”

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•33 days ago

i really hate that i now need to eat butter sticks out of spite

skilletqueso.com•33 days ago

tangential, but i was at a state fair a few years ago and had fried butter thinking “this is weird but when in rome”

dammit if it wasn’t delicious

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•33 days ago

state fairs always have to most appallingly delicious foods. one time they had a maple bacon stuffed churro and i had to stop walking and just live in the scrummy fried heart attack moment

byronpdye.com•33 days ago

Mmm, chocolate dipped cheesecake slice on a stick....gggarrlll🤤

oldandintheway.bsky.social•33 days ago

Yes, please! And a second for later?

Who am I kidding? Both *gone* in 10 minutes

cheftips.bsky.social•33 days ago

delicious

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•33 days ago

kerrygold — i knew i liked you 😍

cheftips.bsky.social•33 days ago

only the best butter for me

realityred.bsky.social•33 days ago

So, I've mailed you that Crestor for nothing?

(PSA: predictive text tried changing "mailed" to nailed and "Crestor" to creator. Never turn your back on it.)

jennyshea.bsky.social•33 days ago

True story when my sis & cousin were 10ish they hung out for the day unsupervised and told the adults they ate butter sticks for lunch. There was much drama and no capacity to believe they might just be lying 🤷‍♀️.