Admittedly not quite at the level of Stolen Velour, but might I add some product name suggestions for your lineup?
Plushy Pantaloonies
Big Butt Bottoms
Topsy-Turvy Tops
Loosey-Goosey Leggings
Too Tacky Trainers
Scrunch-Me-Not Shorts
For some reason I had a mental image of an emaciated vatnik squatting in a blue suede adidas knockoff ensemble smoking a bootleg Chinese asbestos filter tip
‘Vell…. Vot your gunna do farking cyka blyat’ and got run over by low cost light rail
Having just come from Facebook I'll mess around here and say 'where are the stars, eh!'. Yes I know, they won't show because the exposure is correct for Jupiter. I'm joking.
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Crushed green colorway.
I'm in.
(Just kidding — I’m a good mind, not a great one /bowing to Marisa 😄)
Might fuck around and start a fondue truck called Merry Ploppins.
The vendors aren’t vendors. They’re fondudes.
Plushy Pantaloonies
Big Butt Bottoms
Topsy-Turvy Tops
Loosey-Goosey Leggings
Too Tacky Trainers
Scrunch-Me-Not Shorts
‘Vell…. Vot your gunna do farking cyka blyat’ and got run over by low cost light rail
Even if you just marketed to synchronized swimming teams you'd score. #90strendthatwasa70strend
I'm in