Someone’s been using a hammer next door and it sounds a little amateurish and tentative, like they’re either hanging an expensive painting or preparing for the coming bird invasion or both - ThreadSky

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saltymactavish.bsky.social • 82 days ago

Someone’s been using a hammer next door and it sounds a little amateurish and tentative, like they’re either hanging an expensive painting or preparing for the coming bird invasion or both

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jreale34.bsky.social•82 days ago

tylerkeen.bsky.social•82 days ago

I don't use hammers near others as to not expose my inability to hit anything but my hand with said hammer.

grilldcheese.bsky.social•82 days ago

it's the latter your neighbor is tippi hedren and it's not amateurish she's just really old

joel-d.bsky.social•82 days ago

This is how U Can’t Touch this was inspired

skylewriting.bsky.social•82 days ago

"Chet, are you really sure that thumb tacks will keep the Monet up safely?"

saltymactavish.bsky.social•82 days ago

Chet…

robfromchicago.com•82 days ago

They're planning to invade a BIRD? Thanksgiving is over, pal.

saltymactavish.bsky.social•82 days ago

I swear to god if one more person shades my shitty grammar…

robfromchicago.com•82 days ago

😆

aidanwake.bsky.social•82 days ago

🎯

marchanddcitron.bsky.social•82 days ago

It's probably an expensive stylized print of that scene from the fictional enactment of the bird invasion.

lre.bsky.social•82 days ago

Watching out for her thumbs, I bet

jjcgriff.bsky.social•82 days ago

The bird invasion is supposed to be top secret.

granddadbob.bsky.social•82 days ago

They could be breaking toffee.

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