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tylerkeen.bsky.social
Dumb f#ck, hiker, reader, gamer, Caledonian Braves Owner, wannabe entrepreneur, breaker of things, meat smoker, 4Runner tinkerer.
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I forgot to do this yesterday. Fuck Nazis. Especially Illinois Nazis.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I really want some brown drink but was really trying to give myself two days of detox.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Stopped back by bsky after a trip to Reddit. They've got some self importance misconceptions.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Headed to the polar vortex and #TRBAM. Wishing safe travels and an eventful week.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I hope the bridges I burn light your way in 2025.

submitted 63 days ago • 4 comments

Just the tip.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

It was fine when they were doing it to black people, but now they’re doing it to ME! bsky.app/profile/ronf...

submitted 65 days ago • 174 comments

Me: How are we this morning? My brain: Great! Me: Then why is my right frontal cortex pounding in pain? My brain: *humming* Just another manic Monday....

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

It’s like “unexpected surprise” or “assless chaps,” it’s a redundant phrase, you can just say “future” instead of “dystopian future.”

submitted 74 days ago • 4 comments

I’m a gun owner, and I respect the rights of responsible gun owners. That said, the second amendment will continue to be watered with the blood of children until the laws change.

submitted 76 days ago • 1567 comments

This is the drivel that AI produces. The story doesn't even speak to the title. It just oddly references camaraderie, (Solstice) baking and reddit quotes. What trash. #destiny2 www.zleague.gg/theportal/de...

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like we're due for another Ray Bradbury inventing religion event soon. Shit's getting stale.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, at least they’re giving the land a vote in their maps—finally, representation for dirt and trees!

submitted 78 days ago • 415 comments

Election fraud and caravans. Disappeared like farts in the wind, didn’t they?

submitted 78 days ago • 655 comments

if you saw me post a typo you should tell me in the replies people famously love that

submitted 78 days ago • 48 comments

Wondering is @stilldan.bsky.social really Unidan....

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

At least 10% of divorces can be avoided by buying bigger blankets.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Still available. And, gods willing and the streets don't burn, it'll get to you before xmas. Also, unless I am mistaken, you can definitely take these into a casino and pull them out of your sleeve at the blackjack table and pronounce yourself the winner I guarantee you can do this at least once.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I have a little over three years before I cross the Brimley/Cocoon line. I'm afraid.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Those tiny bottles at the liquor store aren't free samples . . . I know that now.

submitted 88 days ago • 51 comments

I need my hair to hurry up and turn gray so I can dye it ginger red and get a smoking hot girlfriend 20 years younger than me who thinks I'm rich.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments