Interviewer: Can you explain your gap in your resume
Writer: It’s called a “time jump” and we do it in narrative to sort of… fast forward over the boring parts and no it’s not a “plot hole” I did it on purpose shut up
Writer: It’s called a “time jump” and we do it in narrative to sort of… fast forward over the boring parts and no it’s not a “plot hole” I did it on purpose shut up
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Shiv Ramdas Rice Lord
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume
Writer: damn I was supposed to go back and fill that bit in later
Writer: damn I was supposed to go back and fill that bit in later
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That’s now my explanation after scrubbing United Health Care from my resume
Then put your hands on your hips, and bring your knees in tight.
But watch out for that pelvic thrust. It'll drive you insane.