Everything sucks moist open ass and trying to peddle silly books is hard, but here goes: if you preorder STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS from @doylestownbookshop.bsky.social, you get a unique book-specific personalization and nifty @thefuzzyslug.bsky.social stickers. Bonus: eat shit, Bezos! Bookstores rule!
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I'll monitor
Full disclosure: I just skimmed your post so may have missed some relevant details...
🎶 coprophagy you can't beat it,
🎶 god knows know why,
🎶 show us how,
🎶 look at what you're eating,
🎶 pie from a cow
💩 🥧 💩 🥧 💩
But you've got a shelf in the living room bookcase.
Right after I finish HOW TO BE THE DARK LORD AND DIE TRYING.