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smilingnodding.bsky.social • 7 days ago

bro is built like a boxer in 1890

“me thinks she’ll be pregnant with his seed” find one single normal right winger challenge impossible

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He’s just wearing some kind of deranged rigging to hide his gut. The man couldn’t throw a punch to save his 300 weird test tube babies.

craigisonline.bsky.social•7 days ago

His breasts have a nicer slope than mine

shnake.bsky.social•7 days ago

seeing a guy built like a 70 year old vice principal: "He looks awesome!"

bizcaz.bsky.social•7 days ago

Wild he was able to find a tee to fit over the barrel on suspenders he is wearing to cover his cock and balls

avesmaria.bsky.social•7 days ago

He’s built like a fat guy, because he is

sundogscoops.bsky.social•7 days ago

Man built like he's about to win best in show

danemers.bsky.social•7 days ago

I cringed so hard I folded in half

olivekosheluk.bsky.social•7 days ago

He's built like his liver is going to give out unexpectedly

orbitron81.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hold on let me get my electron microscope out to find his biceps

mrsdrsyd.bsky.social•7 days ago

Skinny fat taken to a new, disturbing extreme

turtlebits.bsky.social•7 days ago

Bro is built like Dr Eggman

mattbasky.bsky.social•7 days ago

Methinks: mildly annoying, sparsely whimsical
Me thinks: crude, nauseating, massive red flag

isat.bsky.social•7 days ago

Mr. Teen Crypto is a parody account who frequently runs afoul of Poe’s Law which leads to things like this

smilingnodding.bsky.social•7 days ago

oh yeah I know idrc abt that comment tbh im just blown away by my mans botched chad surgery

forestservicehater.bsky.social•7 days ago

My favorite Elon theory is that he got on HGH but didn't work out and that's why he looks like that

slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com•7 days ago

Remember one of his excuses for not fighting zuck was that he torn a rotator cuff lifting weights for the first time ever?

jimmytwohands.bsky.social•7 days ago

If you’re gonna get some kinda fucked up rib surgery you gotta follow up with fake muscles to not look all body horror

isat.bsky.social•7 days ago

Elon looks like a guy who shows up to the smoke shop wearing entirely BAPE and tries to sell you some scam

dwyermckerr.bsky.social•7 days ago

Like a squeezed tube of idiot coloured paint.

dontpushthat.bsky.social•7 days ago

Nah even the doughy old time dudes at least looked strong. The muscle tone on this dude looks like he wasn't lying about endlessly grinding at video games

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