In the mid 2010s, Jagermeister ran a series of adverts using bizarrely horny-on-main furry imagery. (Don't ask me why the stag guy has a very visible and detailed bulge on an officially alcoholic beverage advert, I have no idea either) - ThreadSky

The more images I see the gayer it gets I, forgot this was even trying to sell me alcohol. (Head cannon the snow leopards gf is mono but is supportive of her bfs polycule)

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yellowmage.bsky.social•45 days ago

Hey, if it works for toothpaste, it can definitely work for beer!

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gilamasan.bsky.social•45 days ago

Pretty based tbh.

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donryu.bsky.social•406 days ago

Bill Mund is a cool dude

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spexguy.bsky.social•406 days ago

2010 is vintage I'm withering into dust

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donryu.bsky.social•406 days ago

I mean that’s when they started, he kept doing them for years

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spexguy.bsky.social•406 days ago

And honestly thank god

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iantos.bsky.social•404 days ago

2017-2019, if I recall.

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sprkplgtcklhmp.bsky.social•400 days ago

The reason for the bulge is because gays and chicks like dick. Also it associated manliness to the brand.

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redicnomad.bsky.social•406 days ago

2010?? 👶👨🧔‍♂️👴💀🪦

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ezdiamada3.bsky.social•386 days ago

Well… I mean these ads makes me realize that I need SOMETHING inside of me

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ladambell.bsky.social•45 days ago

@spacetwinks.bsky.social

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spacetwinks.bsky.social•45 days ago

oh i'm very aware. posted about it back on twitter several times lmao

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ladambell.bsky.social•45 days ago

Fair, haha. I just saw a furry buff kangaroo and immediately thought of you.

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tinselfire.bsky.social•45 days ago

The Fist of the North Star kangaroo is amazing.

"Yer already daid, mate!"

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argonianmage.bsky.social•45 days ago

That roo is JACKED

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tinselfire.bsky.social•45 days ago

Fridge-shaped and full of Foster's.

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nightlinez.bsky.social•356 days ago

Oh maannnnnn I remembered when this illustration series was ongoing and I'd go on the Jagermeister website to look at all of em

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tokala.bsky.social•12 days ago

Okay, where's the rule 34 art of this?

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zephyzx.bsky.social•406 days ago

This kinda looks like BGN's art

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cabalittle.bsky.social•402 days ago

The fact that Jägermeister is marketed towards old ladies and frat boys makes the very detailed bulge and naked furries pretty apparent

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deezmo.bsky.social•45 days ago

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korkemestader.bsky.social•400 days ago

Literally subliminal messaging, “drink our product to be a stud”. Camel cigarettes do the same thing, why the classic camels muscles on his leg are in the shape of a man with an erection, and other renderings make his face explicitly perish shaped.

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myrmecomonarch.bsky.social•400 days ago

I mean you should do a muscle milk commercial

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korkemestader.bsky.social•400 days ago

I mean, that would just be blatant 😉

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myrmecomonarch.bsky.social•400 days ago

I mean yea but who don’t want to buy “Korkem’s post workout moo juice. Now with added amino acids and T strait from the source”

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machineanimal.bsky.social•384 days ago

Also Jägermeister was everywhere at Eurofurence that year. Maybe even a sponsor.

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maplepony.bsky.social•45 days ago

Jager had furries working in their company at the time. Possibly still do today for all I know

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coffinpaws.bsky.social•406 days ago

The deer is definitely someone's sona

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burkhardbadger.bsky.social•405 days ago

It's the official Jägermeister Sona, the OC of the brand.

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coffinpaws.bsky.social•405 days ago

Well he might be enough to get me to start drinking Jagermeister

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thefieryfox.bsky.social•406 days ago

I remember these. Also I remember the artist opening himself up to commissions and stated he was fine with more adult ideas. I'm sure he saw the furry thirst if he wasn't a borderline one already

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heresvix.bsky.social•406 days ago

My husband has one of these framed in his office 😔🙏

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lordtyphon.bsky.social•406 days ago

Remember the UK speckeld Hen commercials and Orangina commercials back then? All the same basic mindset to me.

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griffgriss.bsky.social•404 days ago

Yesss I was thinking of those Orangina ads too! So good

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rinzy.art•406 days ago

The artist for these was @billmund.bsky.social!

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aferaldavid.bsky.social•45 days ago

I truly thought this was Beastars for a hot second.

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lazyruby.bsky.social•406 days ago

If we measure by a weight-to-length ratio, there is enough homoeroticism on display here to rival Metal Gear.

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iantos.bsky.social•355 days ago

Fun fact: The artist, Bill Mund, has resurrected these characters and is going to do stuff with them. :3

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drabtealexperiment.bsky.social•45 days ago

THAT SOUNDS SO BAD OUT OF CONTEXT

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iantos.bsky.social•44 days ago

lmao X3

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iantos.bsky.social•406 days ago

Some more of them!

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keytryer.bsky.social•386 days ago

These ads make me wish I was a frat bro

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lilyeener.bsky.social•386 days ago

Tag a mate that got dumped is a fucking brutal thing do to someone, holy shit lol.

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iantos.bsky.social•406 days ago

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griffgriss.bsky.social•404 days ago

Wow, hadn't seen lots of these! Thank you for posting!

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lots42.bsky.social•405 days ago

Seems kind of odd to wear your super cool tophat with your horned buddies who can't wear any hats.

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cavendishfox.com•400 days ago

Maybe the stag can't get a hat into that mess he's got going on up there, but I can't decorate above my head like a christmas tree so it balances out.

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lots42.bsky.social•400 days ago

True. If I did have stag horns, every Christmas my mom would very politely ask to decorate them.

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