Tragically, helicopters are unable to kiss, due to their blades - ThreadSky

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donni.bsky.social • 158 days ago

Tragically, helicopters are unable to kiss, due to their blades

what if one is inverted like uh spidermans?

They blow the kisses over to each other with their blades, silly

*Tom Cruise smirking like an asshole*
“Inverted.”

But they can.... scissor.... I'll see myself out.

The spin off Cars romcom starring Rotor Turbosky and Kathy Copter has a horrifically bloody ending…

Hahahhahah WHAT

Tried it once. That’s why I am a ghost

Wasn’t planning on crying tonight

If I were a helicopter I'd kiss my helicopter lover with ease, but I'm different

The most they can hope for is to somehow scissor and not scissor at the same time

*Up at 3am crying hysterically thinking about how sad it is*

They can, they just really have to want it.

What if you turned one upside down on the ground and they did a spider man kiss

Tragically, helicopters- like turtles- cannot right themselves once flipped. But even still some are willing to risk it all

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