It is a well known fact that the best way to ensure it doesn't rain is to bring an umbrella - ThreadSky

jenmsft.bsky.social • 62 days ago

It is a well known fact that the best way to ensure it doesn't rain is to bring an umbrella

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snarkysunbro.bsky.social•62 days ago

Or live in the desert where there hasn't been any measurable rain for over 100 days.

basementtrix.bsky.social•62 days ago

Also: If you want the bus/elevator to come, sit down.

dotmorten.bsky.social•61 days ago

Isn’t this just a derivative of Murphy’s Law? 😂

cuil.world•62 days ago

This is why it rains so often in the pnw, because society has determined umbrellas are for tourists

chayotejarocho.space•62 days ago

The downside as a Seattleite: everyone will think you're a tourist.

localjoost.bsky.social•61 days ago

you obviously don't live in the Netherlands 🤣

johncas.bsky.social•61 days ago

Every time my mate goes camping it rains.

If there is a drought, we plan to send him camping by a dam.

cronhan.bsky.social•61 days ago

And if you want to ensure it rains just wash your car

jenmsft.bsky.social•61 days ago

pjaol.bsky.social•61 days ago

My dad always said any fool can bring a raincoat when it’s raining

tantesusan.bsky.social•62 days ago

Just as it ensures a long wait if you forget to bring a book.

imn8dogg.bsky.social•62 days ago

And wear a raincoat. The heavier and more uncomfortable, the better.

mrpowershell.bsky.social•62 days ago

This is why nobody in #seattle carries one.

We hope it won't be needed.

We know the one day we actually bring it will be the one day it's dry.

chriswoelfel.com•62 days ago

But what do you do if you smell it coming? 😂

mike.realcool.co•62 days ago

😂 Want the sun to come out? Forget your sunglasses at home!

Want rain? Wash the car! Hang the clothes out to dry!

overmindhive.bsky.social•62 days ago

I tell Seahawks fans at games “your welcome” when I forget my sunglasses. I can summon the sun with this blunder and this has GOT to be the worst X-Men superpower.

robbeekmans.bsky.social•62 days ago

I tried this logic with sunglasses but it is still grey out there. Haven’t seen sun for a month or so.

Any tips to trick the sun out?

superroy.bsky.social•61 days ago

Sorry to inform you that it’s the other way around.

mdanielsmith.bsky.social•62 days ago

That's why during thunder storms I always carry a lightning rod. My hair is curlier now, and my memory is a bit hazy, but the flashes of inspiration occur on a regular basis. Totally worth it!

willowj.bsky.social•62 days ago

That’s why I kept my snowblower in good nick going into winter. Almost never had to use it.

neyz.bsky.social•61 days ago

True words spoken. 😅

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