I for one, am pleased that Emperor Palpatine will offer peace to the Trade Confederation and Viceroy Gunray has already agreed to meet with his emissary, Lord Vader! π€
Emperor putz-eltine maybe. We are far from done. I believe in us coming together like our ancestors did and securing the future. It wonβt always be easy but we will do it because they did and it wasnβt easy back then either.
Just be sure the Emporer doesn't hit the Palpatine Switch that will blow his kingdom, and all who reside within it, to smithereens if there's no "out" should the plan fail.
Funny how Trump started all this, and now he is looking like a hero for stopping it. Makes no sense. It is still law, and he, like the lawless criminal he is. Is stopping it.
This would make more sense if order 66 was written by the Jedi council and everyone said it was a bad idea and begged them not to but they forced it and are now mad that the empire shouldn't have enacted it the thing they demanded be enacted.
I did think of comparing Star Wars III to our situation.
Where the fight that took place in the first parts of the movie, that was all a distraction of what Darth Sidious was doing. In fact he was hiding a lot of things and waiting for the right moment to overthrow that.
This is lame as fuck though no sabers or flying car chases or droids or whatever the fuck they were doing anyway all Iβm saying is what if Stephen Miller was a four armed robot and my last name was Kenobi, is that too much to ask?
Instead I swing my lightphone around in a keyboard warrior stance?
Guess itβs not a good time to apply for Jedi membership. Meanwhile, Iβll be here learning the Sith way of unlimited power! Palpatineβs HR department must be a mess.β
Trumpalpatine assumes the role of supreme chancellor today, after a long campaign of deceit and lies, his apprentice J.D Vanakin successfully beat out former sith superstar Count Doosantis for the Darth position.
Talks of his new Empire already echo through the galaxy as the Jedi are dismantled.
Please spare a moment to think of the poor mid-level marketing team tasked with shepherding the rebranding exercise from "Jedi Order" to "The Inquisitorius". Art school did not prepare them for this.
It says:
"Sorry, the Jedi Order isn't available right
now
Order 66 has been enacted in the Galaxy. Unfortunately, that means every single Jedi, including Obi-Wan Kenobi, is now an enemy of the Republic. 1/2
We are fortunate that Emperor Palpatine has indicated he will work with us on a solution to reinstate the Jedi Order once he takes office! Please stay tuned!"
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Maybe its more like podracing
We rise, together. https://youtube.com/watch?v=6tkmkwufRVw&si=V-I6-AAOsGegVdVz
Villain wants to be the reddest thing on the planet, will do everything in his power to achieve that petty goal.
https://bsky.app/profile/manningkrull.bsky.social/post/3lcizdmv2ek2h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1ZeTFVBYlA
Where the fight that took place in the first parts of the movie, that was all a distraction of what Darth Sidious was doing. In fact he was hiding a lot of things and waiting for the right moment to overthrow that.
Compare that to reality.
Instead I swing my lightphone around in a keyboard warrior stance?
#Order66 #DarkSideRecruitment
Talks of his new Empire already echo through the galaxy as the Jedi are dismantled.
"Sorry, the Jedi Order isn't available right
now
Order 66 has been enacted in the Galaxy. Unfortunately, that means every single Jedi, including Obi-Wan Kenobi, is now an enemy of the Republic. 1/2
https://bsky.app/profile/bonkski.bsky.social/post/3lglynwqjf22t