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Trump is determined to get the stock market back to where it was when he left after his first term

Is Hegseth still around? Did journalists get bored of that story?

Everybody* *does not apply to shitheads

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

Why would all these known liars continue to lie to us

Republicans are gonna call for New Mexico to be renamed to New America

Trump is such a weak ass bitch now. Old Trump woulda been layin out the classic "You're Fired" on Hegseths dumbass

WOW. Watch a constitutional law expert completely DEBUNK Republicans’ censorship crusade, while articulating exactly how Donald Trump is threatening freedom of speech. 🔥

Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House. We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication. They own what happens next.

I wonder if Trumps third term will be this bad

Replace all ads with how these shitheads suck

If you told me that Marco Rubio would end up washing the balls of the guy who called him "Little Marco" back in 2016 I would have believed you.

Funny how none of Trumps cabinet picks could actually earn their positions on merit. Only through fully rigging the system could these unqualified goblins get the gig.

AOC 2028

More of this please

Every ten minutes here is like: - Trump doubles student debt - Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs - Three planes just crashed - Trump signs EO making women illegal - Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA - Meteor not arriving fast enough

No kings

Dreamt I was swimming in a secret lagoon near the White House. It was full of hippos. Suddenly Trump joins me for a swim. We paddle around a bit & he asks my thoughts on his term so far. *Flashback to me secretly training hippos for decades* I whispered the phrase "Pinche Cabron". The hippos attack.

pedophile has problem with anti-pedophile song

All of these commercials are bad

Subway could bring back Jared and this would still be the worst of the night

a blocklist specifically for people who say shit like "drumpf" and "SCROTUS" and "elmo" when talking about serious politic issues

I might humbly suggest we start by fixing Christianity

Greg Abbott stops DEI in Texas. Is promptly wheeled out of the capitol.

If Elon is crime-ing so much how about, I dunno, arresting him? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Where did Biden go? Where is Kamala? Obama?? Like, where the fuck did they all disappear to?

Republican voters don't care who something hurts until it hurts them. Thats because they all lack empathy. So our only hope is that this ultimately really hurts enough of them.

Theater kids 50 years from now are gonna love doing plays about the downfall of America. This makes me hate this shit even more.

Hahaha VP Trump is now fully President Musk's bitch

For some reason I just keep thinking about all the people who claim that, if given the chance, they would go back in time and kill Hitler before he started a World War

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Can the Dems step it up and actively start throwing pies at Trump every time they see him in public?

Can AOC just announce her candidacy for 2028 now, start campaigning, and do what she must to dominate the news cycle for the next 47 months?