i am bored at work, i think you guys should make up wild headcanons about limebert - ThreadSky

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dirtyelfb.bsky.social • 26 days ago

i am bored at work, i think you guys should make up wild headcanons about limebert

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luckylangsley.bsky.social•26 days ago

Leemaybur is actually over 6 feet tall. He compresses himself to constrain his true, limitless power.

dirtyelfb.bsky.social•26 days ago

this is in fact true! if he were full size, all would flee at the sight of him and his heart is too full of love for the world to do that to the denizens of hydaelyn

kaldrenon.bsky.social•26 days ago

You can use him as a cocktail shaker and you don't even need ice

dirtyelfb.bsky.social•26 days ago

very true! instead of ice it used his internal organs (they have calcified due to his insane citrus acid intake)

lavendermeadows.bsky.social•26 days ago

Limebert can outdrink everyone, no competition

afawnandflora.bsky.social•26 days ago

He keeps putting raisins in Darzi's pockets

dirtyelfb.bsky.social•26 days ago

REAL REAL 93 rasins

afawnandflora.bsky.social•26 days ago

Wasn't it 96

dirtyelfb.bsky.social•26 days ago

the number of raisins is ever increasing (and decreasing, he ate a few)

duskmyre.bsky.social•26 days ago

Pockets limes for easy snacking and prevention of scurvy. We doesn't really sail, but he doesn't take any chances.

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