I always felt a great comradeship with secretary birds when, in college, I’d be in my heels, false eyelashes, and stomping the toes of whatever snake just grabbed my bum at a frat mixer.
imagining how this animal got its english name. "wow, professor! that bird looks so much like your secretary!" "ahaha, ahem, well," ::nervous collar tugging:: "i suppose! i'm certainly not looking at moira's legs! or her eye makeup!"
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Men who thought it was clever to name a beautiful, but vicious snake killing raptor a secretary bird. 🤦🏼♀️