Behaviores Report: 95% goode, 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve and mourder of G.I. Jo. - ThreadSky

bassoonysu.bsky.social•28 days ago

You're taking down the military-industrial complex, of which GI Jo is a cog.

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mirandatheb.bsky.social•28 days ago

Wun peas atta tym

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bassoonysu.bsky.social•28 days ago

We all have to do what we can

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bearofoses.bsky.social•28 days ago

gee i joe hadd it commin

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outofnames.bsky.social•28 days ago

GI Joe is a cop. I won’t elaborate

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casuallychaotic.bsky.social•28 days ago

Evol snipper man needs too bee stoppered to mak soor he don't shoot somebodee!

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queenie49.bsky.social•27 days ago

I see u combpleted seecret mishun to elimuneight G-eye-Jo. Goode job. Da hellecobber waz "callaterall damnage" so I don't fink u shuld have bin charged for dat. I fink u were 100 per senties goode. Grate job, Gonzo!

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natasharts.bsky.social•27 days ago

Mourder! Oh Gonz! Say it ain’t so!

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kimineko.bsky.social•27 days ago

Gonzorb is no meowdurer. He fell over on his own!

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begann.bsky.social•28 days ago

Mourder most fowl.

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lisasponaugle.bsky.social•28 days ago

Wow! Mourner of the hellocobber pilot—all part of your takeover plans?

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leonlovescats.bsky.social•27 days ago

Oh my Gonzo, you must be very careful of unsolicited utterances, they can be held against you in a court martial! 🙀🙀🙀

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texlahoman.bsky.social•27 days ago

GI JOE IZ COLONIAL STOOGE OV AN IMPERALIST EMPIRE, SO NOTHIN 2 C HER.

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violetartnow.bsky.social•28 days ago

👏

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rackletang.bsky.social•28 days ago

Well, now G.I. Joe knows, and knowing is half the battle.

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mcogswell.bsky.social•28 days ago

Gonzo, only 5% for murder? That seems like a light sentence for Okralahomra.

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plicketyplunk.bsky.social•28 days ago

Ohmye!! U kilt "GI Joe, GI Joe fighting man from head to toe"! End dats Gordie Howe (knot de hockey player) olde eye yam🤭 U R sew knotty dese daze. Ur mum shude sind U 4 a thyme owt. Bee gouda. Knighty knight. U R mye sonshyne ❤️❤️

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hauntedtoasters.bsky.social•28 days ago

Only 5% docked off the total for trespassing *and* murder? You got off lightly, there

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piggysue222.bsky.social•28 days ago

I like how GI Joe looks like he waz trying to flee in the hellocobber when he bought it. I say he had it coming. 😸😹

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elle1968.bsky.social•28 days ago

Only 5% for trespass on the hellocobber shelf AND murder?! WOW!

I have a suggestion for another one, Gonz! 😏😉

I didn’t say nothin’!

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waywardfelines.bsky.social•28 days ago

Are you part of COBRA Gonzo?

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mirandatheb.bsky.social•28 days ago

Naybee seels

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waywardfelines.bsky.social•28 days ago

He’s a seal? I thought he was a cat?

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casuallychaotic.bsky.social•28 days ago

Ca'ats can bee se'els too! 😸

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waywardfelines.bsky.social•28 days ago

Laughs

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wickedcoolcats.bsky.social•28 days ago

Wow, Gonzonormous, I cannod beleaf u can mourder G.I. Joe n stil be onlee -5%. U r an godde! - Ur fren, Henry

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outofnames.bsky.social•28 days ago

*alleged* mourder. Hung jury, no retrial.

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zedstar.bsky.social•27 days ago

Actually, it was a jury nullification. They said he did it, but also said no crimb heer.

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rinlightweaver.bsky.social•28 days ago

Are you secretly with Cobra?

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masterneloth.bsky.social•28 days ago

That hellocobber shelve seems to be your arch nemesis.

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nolabarrett.bsky.social•28 days ago

I feel like the helicopter shelf should be part of your territory at this point

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casuallychaotic.bsky.social•28 days ago

Gonz haz applaed to UN four recogneton of da Gonzo Shelve as hes sovrain teareetoree, but dey has not got bach to hims yet.

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janxd.bsky.social•27 days ago

Is he dead dead?Or just stunned, from having to eject from the helicopter after your sneak attack?

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gonzo.bsky.social•27 days ago

Stuunt

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janxd.bsky.social•27 days ago

That's what I thought. You must be even sneakyer next time, he will be on his guard.Maybe a disguise🥷

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cin3-b.bsky.social•28 days ago

He deserved it!!!!!!

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barbya.bsky.social•28 days ago

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prunellla.bsky.social•28 days ago

It’s not your fault that the hellocobber is a Gonzo magnet.

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steveburke2000.bsky.social•28 days ago

I never liked G.I. Joe.

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carmeldb.bsky.social•28 days ago

Trespace and mourder have the same % deduction. Interesting.
Also, I love that photo.

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karaninjara.bsky.social•28 days ago

Tha Gonz werks fore COBRA!

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dustbinfilm.bsky.social•27 days ago

that joe is 4F

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celested.bsky.social•28 days ago

You posted photographic evidence of the trespass, but I’m interested in the murder. Do you have a good lawyer?

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steveburke2000.bsky.social•28 days ago

Self defense. Gonzo was in fear for his life.

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casuallychaotic.bsky.social•28 days ago

Snipper man haz a gonne.
Gonz was foursed to act to sav lives.

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lillys-home-now.bsky.social•28 days ago

GI Joe gon fueber? Or pop hed or arm bak on?

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gonzo.bsky.social•28 days ago

No hes fine he just fell ovur

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lynn4ba.bsky.social•28 days ago

GI Joeb jus seems lika hims umstetedibly on hims feetes. Maybe hims needs new shoos or maybe hims shoodn’t drinky drink sew munch

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noizemaka.bsky.social•28 days ago

Only a 5% deduction for mourder?! You must actually be a white man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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lakegirl-69.bsky.social•27 days ago

Thee Oree: G I Jo alreddy dedd. Yu help move Body to evac area.

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txtbookwitharms.bsky.social•28 days ago

Ooh it was a trespace with a mission. Did you also knock of the propellers off the hellocobber as well?

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gonzo.bsky.social•28 days ago

Nop

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lillys-home-now.bsky.social•28 days ago

Stealth!

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heykatieday.bsky.social•28 days ago

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mirandatheb.bsky.social•28 days ago

Juge weel also find you nop

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ribblyscarn.bsky.social•28 days ago

Yah nop crimbes ⚖️

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marymack31.bsky.social•27 days ago

Only 5% for mourder?

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ethanclsn.bsky.social•28 days ago

Could GI Joe be saved?

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gonzo.bsky.social•28 days ago

Yah he's fine

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ethanclsn.bsky.social•28 days ago

Oh good

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weegrump.bsky.social•28 days ago

he had it coming

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leeannamiche11e.bsky.social•28 days ago

I tink dis would solve yuo helloclobber problem. Much better than helloclobber shelf and pleenty of room for pawsengers.

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jeanchimera.bsky.social•28 days ago

That's pretty awesome! But, I mean, he's already got a spaceship. Actually, a flying saucer and a spaceship!

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ministerofcheese.bsky.social•28 days ago

Dat company spell hellocobber wrong!

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leeannamiche11e.bsky.social•28 days ago

Not eberbody smart as Gonzo.

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catlikegrace.bsky.social•28 days ago

G.I. Joe mourder sounds like something that shouldn't be lumped in with trespaced!

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angelicagaldos.bsky.social•28 days ago

100% pawesome

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aspiringhermit.bsky.social•28 days ago

Self defense

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mirandatheb.bsky.social•28 days ago

Iz cleer

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yuddylicious.bsky.social•28 days ago

Didn't you kill him the other day? Is he - IS HE A ZOMBIE???!!

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casuallychaotic.bsky.social•28 days ago

Zombie Snipper Man! 🙀

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thedimpsler.bsky.social•28 days ago

Joe is a tool of evil imperialism and you were right to do it Comrade Gonzo

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possumcounty.bsky.social•28 days ago

I think your humans should move the helicopter. It should be strung from the ceiling. It should be at least 7 feet from the floor and at least five feet from any shelf like object. Get some jumpy-time real enrichment going.

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