LETTERS FROM THE SOUTHERN BORDER
my dearest Gwinifer,
it has been a fortnight since I gazed upon your stock photo. my University of Phoenix degree did not prepare me for this, but knowing you are safe in Canada keeps me going. hope we can meet in person when this civil war is over.
MAGA,
Wade
my dearest Gwinifer,
it has been a fortnight since I gazed upon your stock photo. my University of Phoenix degree did not prepare me for this, but knowing you are safe in Canada keeps me going. hope we can meet in person when this civil war is over.
MAGA,
Wade
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Trying to save our country from the browns is tiring. So out of breath.
We’ve been hiking for nearly 45min, and my forest cosplay never prepared me for this. I haven’t shot a gun yet!
Send socks, I forgot to pack them. Tell meemaw I miss her and dad to stay out of my moonshine.
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my dearest Gwinifer,
alas, evil brown people keep me vigilant every night, but only your watermarked selfie can bring me sweet slumber. they can take our jobs, but they can never take our love. peeing blood lately, but it is the blood of a patriot.
MAGA,
Wade