As we used to say when I was a boy, "If you took her brain and put it on the edge of a razor blade it would like a BB rolling down an eight lane highway".
It's certainly hard to comprehend the miracle of nature that allows MTG to perform any task with what's in her head. I marvel at it every time she opens her mouth. It's a miracle, not a sacred one, but a demonic one.
One of my favorites is "if brains were cotton, she wouldn't have enough to make a Tampax for a pissant." So many levels of vulgarity in that one - a bit like MTG herself!
Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay: for shall the work say of him that made it, He made me not? or shall the thing framed say
Marjorie Taylor Greene is what you get when you BAN BOOKS?
BANNING BOOKS is what you get when you BAN Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Sadly… a lot of Americans could not even blow their nose given all the 💩 they appear to take at face value of X and from Fox and the GOP. Hell… Mel Gibson basically hinting the California fires are a land grab. Definitely not enough to blow his nose.
Whenever I see one of her lot open their mouth, to say literally anything, I am reminded of this piece of advice. I just wish they would pay attention to what it says:
In the words of Captain Edmund Blackadder:
"If a hungry cannibal were to crack open her skull, he wouldn't find enough in there to cover a small water biscuit."
I have the misfortune to be only 100 miles away from her, Big Steve. Many folks there resemble the cast of "Deliverance", as seen in the pic I've posted. However, some have taken to calling her "Empty Greene". Kinda used in a shipping sense to signify that a container is "MT"...Short for "empty".
Actually am still working my way through “On Writing”. I came across the mention of “From a Buick 8” today which I didn’t know about and don’t think was finished at the time. So I’m gonna take a break and read it. 😃Thanks again for all the wonder books and stories over the years!
i keep wondering where is our opposition leader? why is it no one can seem to mount any type of defense against what we all can clearly see is immoral unjust and wrong behavior??
I think she is lucky that she can find the bathroom without help, never mind using it.
I don't think she uses what little brain power she has before spewing the verbal diarrhea that cones out of her mouth.
Unless I misunderstood you, sure she could.
Just like her lack of brains prevents sparks of creativity or ignition of new thoughts, her total lack of black powder (i.e., brains) would mean she could blow all she wants with out fear of igniting anything.
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Hi Stephen, I am anti-MTG but can you please explain this metaphor to me, I find it a little confusing 💙
I want to use it at work on my annoying coworkers,,,
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Please Stephen, don't put her in your next book !
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Marge's "Anabolic Steroid" use for her workouts has made her Super aggressive. She is capable of anything!
Don't know if that includes the nose, too.
Her stupidity and crazy is deep and consistent! 2017 she was blaming space lasers for the California fires!
Marjorie Taylor Greene is what you get when you BAN BOOKS?
BANNING BOOKS is what you get when you BAN Marjorie Taylor Greene?
She's one of the bullies in the intro scene of Carrie, I'd say
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For me, it is very painful when your heroes become villains.
"If a hungry cannibal were to crack open her skull, he wouldn't find enough in there to cover a small water biscuit."
If intellect were fuse-wire, she wouldn't have enough to circumcise a canary.
I suspect she'll have some er... tips.
I don't think she uses what little brain power she has before spewing the verbal diarrhea that cones out of her mouth.
Unless I misunderstood you, sure she could.
Just like her lack of brains prevents sparks of creativity or ignition of new thoughts, her total lack of black powder (i.e., brains) would mean she could blow all she wants with out fear of igniting anything.
If you need a bsky editor, I'm available BTW.
I want to use it at work on my annoying coworkers,,,
This wins the internet today.
If it was raining brains, Marjorie Taylor Green wouldn’t even get wet