do you think donald and elon have explored each others bodies - ThreadSky

funkelly.bsky.social • 103 days ago

do you think donald and elon have explored each others bodies

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formergregsamsa.bsky.social•103 days ago

Virtually or with tactile precision?

ohhidannye.bsky.social•103 days ago

Not before reading this, no

funkelly.bsky.social•103 days ago

sweet dreams dan

ohhidannye.bsky.social•103 days ago

Haha, as if I could ever close my eyes again with that visual

*eyelids start to droop*

FUCK

yaya-tanya.bsky.social•103 days ago

I mean .. they’ve definitely had their heads up each others asses 😆

michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social•103 days ago

s t o p

jackholt.bsky.social•102 days ago

That’s a fan fic erotica I will not be reading.

whipsandbri.bsky.social•103 days ago

Elon is going to be the First Lady so I’m sure they are well beyond that step

banneduser.space•103 days ago

No.

But I ship it.

Donald x Elon Donlon(?) is toxic unrequited yaoi where elon is desperate for Donald's affection but Donald fucking actually doesn't like Elon. He resents that he's way richer so he negs him at every opportunity

robmcfadden.bsky.social•103 days ago

the first time i've had to read something through my fingers

jeklynhyde.bsky.social•103 days ago

100000000%

therottenking.bsky.social•103 days ago

Well who else is gonna fuck them?

kmillz.bsky.social•103 days ago

“OHHH you got the drapes FROM the curtains.”

funkelly.bsky.social•103 days ago

this made me lol

bilal.gobirds.online•103 days ago

why else was he on the mic like that

katsch.bsky.social•103 days ago

Choked on my water when I read this. Omg.

evelynjane916.bsky.social•103 days ago

it's totally normal for two cool guys to go furniture shopping together

botdemaua.bsky.social•103 days ago

Definitely

inferknow.co•103 days ago

Elon twerkumnavigating the Oval Office

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