elf on the shelf idea- kill him off and spend the rest of the month telling your kids they have to solve his murder - ThreadSky

funkelly.bsky.social • 91 days ago

elf on the shelf idea- kill him off and spend the rest of the month telling your kids they have to solve his murder

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teen-cthulhu.bsky.social•91 days ago

An, Agatha All Along, LARP?
...I like it

aimeepokwatka.bsky.social•91 days ago

This is our first post-Santa year, and I'm seriously considering doing this.

kylie.hater.club•91 days ago

New true crime podcast dropped

richardabrooks.bsky.social•88 days ago

I still really like the guy, who took some chicken wing bones & ketchup

Dressed the bones in elf’s costume
& left them on a plate for the kids

With a note from Santa saying

Hey I’m sorry your elf was so naughty I dropped by early, and ate him!

funkelly.bsky.social•88 days ago

brutal lol

captchas.bsky.social•91 days ago

Awesome!

skilletqueso.com•91 days ago

teach them some history of the CIA with a second elf shooter

funkelly.bsky.social•91 days ago

genuine lol

comanfullard.bsky.social•91 days ago

Little chalk outline....

zencoffeebreak.bsky.social•91 days ago

or a month of explaining acab to your kids culminating in his murder

kmillz.bsky.social•91 days ago

we never bought one but now i want one just to do this

funkelly.bsky.social•91 days ago

lots of clues to go through

donfordvoice.bsky.social•91 days ago

“Do you think he saw it coming? Because this looks to me like …
Elf-defense.”

funkelly.bsky.social•91 days ago

🤌

sylvialeatham.bsky.social•91 days ago

It might also have been… shelf defence.

elkaneo.bsky.social•75 days ago

did it last year

funkelly.bsky.social•75 days ago

bless

danadd.bsky.social•91 days ago

mattkarger.bsky.social•91 days ago

Hope this comes with its own true crime podcast.

dumpythepumpkin.bsky.social•91 days ago

Plot Twist: it's a reenactment of Twin Peaks.

davebrowne.bsky.social•91 days ago

An Advent calendar of clues.

laureltaylor.bsky.social•91 days ago

I love that

davebrowne.bsky.social•91 days ago

A clue and a treat. If you solve off the clue you get the remaining treats but if not the treat goes to the parent.
Put some real stakes on this.

codecurio.bsky.social•90 days ago

our 7 year old daughter, pacing our kitchen and twirling her poirot mustache. pondering the elf that's been stabbed 8 times

funkelly.bsky.social•90 days ago

10/10

jasonjdelaney.bsky.social•91 days ago

My cousin realized the elf saw her misbehaving and "took care of things" before he could report back

They went through three elves this way

funkelly.bsky.social•91 days ago

smart kid

jippy-mcjipperson.bsky.social•91 days ago

In Santaland, the elves are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the people who move them, and the people who must solve their murders. These are their stories *doink-doink*

lyse.bsky.social•91 days ago

@ladytea.bsky.social

entropy345.bsky.social•91 days ago

Oh, I APPROVE!!!!

lainasparetime.bsky.social•91 days ago

No joke I would have loved that as a kid

spudfella.bsky.social•91 days ago

Elf on an Evidence Shelf?

looly.bsky.social•91 days ago

He definitely knows too much.

fumblebee.bsky.social•88 days ago

Why settle for an elf there are much better critters for Santa to observe you while your unconscious.

Beholder on the shelf doesn’t have quite the same ring though

jollyrobber.bsky.social•88 days ago

@favskeet2.bsky.social

funkelly.bsky.social•88 days ago

🙏❤️

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