jury selection for luigi gonna be like “juror 27, smash or pass?” “smash.” “the prosecution dismisses juror 27, thank you.” - ThreadSky

funkelly.bsky.social • 82 days ago

jury selection for luigi gonna be like

“juror 27, smash or pass?”
“smash.”
“the prosecution dismisses juror 27, thank you.”

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krtbluesky.bsky.social•81 days ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/hY0viz-hsv8?si=z5Lml8PYZSrLOtB6

bigoblin.needs.dog•81 days ago

Ohhh boyyy this is gonna take a while…

duriangrey.bsky.social•82 days ago

Prosecutor (sighing wearily): "Juror 948,"

dattil.io•82 days ago

"have you ever used healthcare at all?"
"...yes"
"the prosecution dismisses"

paulmichel.bsky.social•81 days ago

your honor, everyone here - man, woman, everyone - is a smash. how can we proceed?

funkelly.bsky.social•81 days ago

case dismissed!

take2.bsky.social•81 days ago

I think it's funny that the trial will be in NYC. You know those New Yorkers won't find him guilty.

linzicantu.bsky.social•82 days ago

Good luck finding 12 people who pass...

haikuplatypus.bsky.social•82 days ago

🖤🏆

funkelly.bsky.social•82 days ago

🙏

thisilove.bsky.social•82 days ago

"Do any jurors think health care workers are at least, if not people, like at least the same level of pond scum? No? Ok, how about awful but not reprehensible? No? Uh..."

It's gonna be a wild jury selection and I pray it is televised.

everentropy.bsky.social•82 days ago

Health insurance companies and their CEOs, not healthcare workers

funkelly.bsky.social•82 days ago

that one person’s account the other day about how a health insurance worker asked her if she felt guilty trying to get life saving meds so she could live to be 50 max when other people might life longer and could use the money she’s taking from them, like it’s a competition for funds says otherwise…

everentropy.bsky.social•82 days ago

Ultimately it's the fault of executives and there are way more stories of health insurance workers trying to get people things covered, or being frustrated by the system. "Health insurance company" is way more accurate in most cases

funkelly.bsky.social•82 days ago

ultimately yes but we aren’t going to write off people who are committed tools of oppression. Like law enforcement no one is changing things from the inside. The whole system needs to be abolished. Agree on that last line.

everentropy.bsky.social•82 days ago

That's not the same thing at all. Have you ever worked in a call center? They don't have the same institutional power at all. They're not a "tool of oppression" just because they work for a company and are mean. That's just a shitty person

thisilove.bsky.social•82 days ago

The solution has always been very simple. Single payer, remove the insurance industry completely. That's it.