headache exchange program where you can give your headache to someone who wants to get out of plans - ThreadSky

funkelly.bsky.social • 1 day ago

headache exchange program where you can give your headache to someone who wants to get out of plans

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lobstermasher.bsky.social•1 day ago

My buddies wife has been on this plan for years...

uberwisco.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is it swapsies? I mean do you have to then do their plans? Cause I don’t want to go to church with their mother in law either.

funkelly.bsky.social•1 day ago

no you’ll probably just have to take someone else’s headache at some point

overunderclover.bsky.social•1 day ago

Love it

jcsalterego.bsky.social•1 day ago

ourgraine dot com

eboldy.bsky.social•1 day ago

SIGN ME UP

funkelly.bsky.social•1 day ago

this is such a good joke btw

funkelly.bsky.social•1 day ago

it’s great for weekends, workdays, or just hanging out

bornmiserable.bsky.social•1 day ago

let’s turn this headache into a houseache

toxidrone.bsky.social•1 day ago

For more important engagements you want to dodge, I've got a few cluster headaches you can have for free

occamshavecream.bsky.social•17 hours ago

10/10, no notes

castorp0llux.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Damn, this is brilliant

mandascott.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not planned, but my wife and I seem to swap headaches for days if one or other of us doesn't do something useful to leach it out (like stop work and go for a walk in the hills....)

alicetawhai.bsky.social•1 day ago

Or sex

jgrahn.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Can we have derivative instruments too? I can see a market for put options and pre-party futures trading.

akdavis-reed.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Do you have to take on their plans, though? Or is it a fair exchange: headache free for one, so plans free for the opposite party?

banneduser.space•1 day ago

this is a gag in the next season of Severance

blondejustice.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Omg genius

starrylayne.sharkheim.com•1 day ago

This may be out of line but can you not just fake a headache real good?

trans.bsky.social•14 hours ago

need this immediately

davdrangel.bsky.social•1 day ago

I hate plans bring it on

funkelly.bsky.social•1 day ago

our first customer!

truehalo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Man, I have one every single day so could really help a lot of people out and could use the odd day off without pain.

thornsilver.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I feel like lying is not a thing in your magical universe.

lightspore.bsky.social•15 hours ago

if its one thing i cant stand, its head pain, i can stand almost any pain in my body, but head pain, its all over.

shesquiteadelight.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sounds like a real headache. I'll just continue lying.

melwin7777.bsky.social•1 day ago

I could get so many people out of plans every day. I’d be happy to share with everyone.

msmcgowan.bsky.social•1 day ago

(Oh dear lord, this is brilliant.)

margdoosamm.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is amazing. This human deserves an award!

mykie.org•1 day ago

happy to give out a headache to anyone in need

oddballuk.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I fear I’d flood the market

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