WIFE: This summer I'm banning you from wearing those shorts with pockets. ME: *barely audible* embargo pants HER: Get out - ThreadSky

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sofarrsogud.bsky.social • 3 days ago

WIFE: This summer I'm banning you from wearing those shorts with pockets.

ME: *barely audible* embargo pants

HER: Get out

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jennieother1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wait a minute? Is the clip on ponytail a disguise to keep your wife from knowing that you're going on dates?

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•3 days ago

Shit

tez5.bsky.social•3 days ago

✊

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•3 days ago

korl.is•3 days ago

I've got some embargo shorts arriving tomorrow! Sun's out, puns out

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•3 days ago

BOOM 💥

jeromyo.bsky.social•3 days ago

With my luck, I’d butt dial her, spilling the beans..

pats3103.bsky.social•3 days ago

👏👏👏👏😂

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•3 days ago

😜😂

irateoverlord.bsky.social•3 days ago

She doesn’t know how lucky she is

trickykat.bsky.social•3 days ago

embarjorts?

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•3 days ago

Norts

trickykat.bsky.social•3 days ago

Snorts (in laughter, me)

granttanaka.bsky.social•3 days ago

oh shit I am dead 😂

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•2 days ago

Luckily for you I have a defibrillator in one of my pockets.

grommit56.bsky.social•2 days ago

🏆

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•2 days ago

👊🏼👊🏼

bilbo8128.bsky.social•2 days ago

smh-luckyme.bsky.social•3 days ago

I call it a purse pants😂

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•3 days ago

So what you're saying is they're super cool.

SEE THIS SHARON!!

smh-luckyme.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sure, now he can hold all of my stuff in his pants purse.

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•3 days ago

Exactly!!

...wait what

brad-news.bsky.social•3 days ago

almost escargot shorts season

not-on-my-account.bsky.social•2 days ago

Lost your number. Had it in my pocket.

inapproprinate.bsky.social•3 days ago

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