No but Jess if he did by the time you get interviewed by LBC as per dictatorship unleashing their XL Nick F and I Dale, the misinformation will be round the π then you spend 2yrs 9 months defending it. You see Sangita M challenged an Israeli spokesperson, Israel complained LBC slam dunked her.
All went quiet because the regime said say one word and your out. You see there is the hidden hand of power, control power and influence. Step out of your lane at LBC and upset Israel they can pull the rug in a heart beat. That my friends is the naked truth. Don't Fxxx or they will ruin you.
Youβre clearly just setting up an excuse for when they report that youβre secretly an internationally jewellery thief known only as βthe possumβ
Part of me laments the demise of the News of the World as sensationalist claptrap dressed up as a newspaper. My wife used to say βyou canβt do that youβll end up in the News of the Worldβ every couple of hours.
I have made your chocolate salami every year since you first shared it on TV. I am expert level in butcher stringing my chocolate sausage! Itβs such a favourite - thank you for sharing it. β€οΈ
I cannot possibly express how much I never want to hear the phrase "butcher stringing my chocolate sausage" again π€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π
To be fair, itβs become a βthingβ at work. My colleagues start asking for the chocolate sausage in November, and we all turn into Sid James and Hattie Jacques for a while!
I donβt do theatrics. I put the little green Childline magnet on the fridge and told the kids βhelp is there if you ever feel you need saving!β π¬
You know the truth won't matter a damn if your son tells the Sun you have a beard. Just make sure he gets a decent payout for it. Encourage his entrepreneurial spirit.
Aha, a chance to quote the great Richard Thompson: βThe switchback will make you crazy, beware of the bearded ladyβ. Keep on keeping on, Jess, you do a great job.
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It's great that you are here and sharing the wit and wisdom of your children π
Take care.
He doesnβt (I sincerely hope) realise how sinister this is
Just make sure you get him to write out that recipe first!
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