Lincoln vs. Mussolini, Antigonus the One-Eyed vs. Qin Shi Huangdi - ThreadSky

patrickwyman.bsky.social • 161 days ago

Lincoln vs. Mussolini, Antigonus the One-Eyed vs. Qin Shi Huangdi

Reposted from Jason Herbert

Which two historical figures would you like to see in a boxing match?

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brianlyman.bsky.social•161 days ago

Mussolini really not ready for Indiana wrestling rules

usgrantappreciator.bsky.social•161 days ago

Lincoln would demolish Mussolini, and it would be amazing entertainment.

patrickwyman.bsky.social•161 days ago

Battle of the unassuming but actually tough guy vs pretend tough guy is always a satisfying one

athingthatstrives.bsky.social•161 days ago

Mens division: Ramses II vs. Julius Caesar.
Womens division: Boudicia vs. Hatshepsut

paulmcseol.bsky.social•161 days ago

Zheng Yi Sao vs Joan of Arc

beefbacon.bsky.social•161 days ago

Old school Ultimate Warrior type deal, but Ragnar Lothbrok vs El Cid

leecasebolt.bsky.social•161 days ago

Alexander vs Julius, who you got?

patrickwyman.bsky.social•161 days ago

Great question, probably Alexander? I’m guessing he practiced the skills more?

vituperativeerb.bsky.social•161 days ago

I think Alexander is more athletic but he was kind of a little guy, no?

leecasebolt.bsky.social•161 days ago

Kind of but Caesar was only a *metaphorically* towering figure himself.

vituperativeerb.bsky.social•161 days ago

Fair

michaelpg.bsky.social•160 days ago

Abraham Lincoln is the most singular figure American politics ever produced. The best orator ever to be president, he could also kick your ass. You could see him from a mile away because he wore a special hat to make him 10 ft tall.

Basically we voted a cryptid into office and he saved the country.

xpi.bsky.social•161 days ago

Qin Shi Huangdi before or after mercury poisoning?

highlightt.bsky.social•161 days ago

Feels like wrestling champion Lincoln would be held back inside the boxing ring. Get that gangly fucker under vale tudo rules and he finshes any other world leader