I just listened and wow. That excuse would have been pretty terrible even if he hadn't said he was killing people just for fun at the beginning of the song.
"Santa, I've been good. I did everything you wanted."
"I wanted you not to murder people."
"Um, yeah, well except for that."
"OK, here's the deal. I'm going to not shoot you..."
"Great, thanks."
"Except for the one time I will."
Heard a song while driving yesterday that had the lyrics "I'm getting nothing for Christmas, and mommy and daddy are mad". The weirdest part was the kid singing it enthusiasticly. Never heard it before.
Special mention to that Blink 182 song about having a psychotic break and chasing carolers around with a baseball bat, really testing the theory that you can make any song Christmasy with the addition of enough sleigh bells
This is the song that eventually made it onto the Grinch soundtrack, and Bizarre Christmas Incident was relegated to a B-Sides & Rarities collection https://youtu.be/jRlXmCQvglk?si=BZK25K85-TeahLM3
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"I wanted you not to murder people."
"Um, yeah, well except for that."
"OK, here's the deal. I'm going to not shoot you..."
"Great, thanks."
"Except for the one time I will."
https://open.spotify.com/track/1a8UIPEA1syyBSNhWwRfrY?si=MYlQv64BROyzWWUel4y8xA
LAIBACH: Cover the whole album? Okey doke.
https://youtu.be/t039p6xqutU?si=PekHVCRsVQ9pAITL
https://youtu.be/jRlXmCQvglk?si=BZK25K85-TeahLM3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECHv5KV4ZuM