Ummmm…yeah no not how it works. In fact, what is quite common is IT deleting someone’s access because they were on leave too long or got a new position or something lol. The govt does not let you linger like this 😂😂😂 he can’t be this dumb
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Hey everyone in the office! Come here for a sec. Ya know how Leon died? What if we all just pretend he still works here and then collect his check?.... Yes, Amanda, like Weekend at Bernie's. Ok cool. Don't tell anyone!"
He's never paid attention to working at all, I don't think he's actually done it a day in his life. He thought dead people were working at Twitter too. He's seriously manic.
Our time cards are validated 3 times each pay cycle. Employee puts time in, supervisor certifies it, agency super user double checks at a high level before pay is pushed.
You know that intermittent disaster response (DMAT) folks got this email as well. They have no direction on how to respond nor can respond because they only work when deployed.
Yeah, when I retired from govt service, I put an auto response on my email addy directing anyone who messaged me to contact my department head, because I knew it would take months for IT to deactivate my account.
No, he is this dumb. He doesn't understand how government works at all and isn't interested in learning because then he might have to admit he was wrong/didn't know something and that just isn't the Silicon Valley way.
Nobody taught this guy to cite evidence in support of a claim? I didn’t expect him to learn it in America, but South Africa doesn’t teach reason either?
Is this him saying, "we're not firing people, we're removing people from the system that didn't work there, anymore, but were still collecting paychecks"? Like all the people who were going to work everyday, actually weren't?! That's some bold a$$ $h!t!
Even if he knows this isn't how it works, he has to construct the narrative so all the bootlickers can point back to it as justification for whatever illegal bullshit he pulls next.
And, umm, that's a supervisor/manager level issue (they know who is in their department), not an employee level issue.
Musk, as we all know, is just dumb & doesn't know how to successfully run a company.
It's stunning that the richest man on the planet, who gets richer every day off government handouts, thinks dead government employees are collecting paychecks and is upset that employees don't immediately respond to his emails because they're too busy working.
It’s a catch-22 for them. Musk says “reply or you’re fired.” Patel says “don’t reply.” Now they can fire anyone they want and claim it was for violating one or the other orders. Fascism constantly put out contradictory orders like this so that honest and good faith workers can be replaced with Nazis
And don’t forget about the people that work for 10 hour days and have regular days off on either Monday, or Friday or however, they have their schedule set. Dumb.
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People on vacation? People giving birth? Taking time off to be with their families? Maybe Elon should spend some time with his kids instead of using them as props.
You might have ghost payroll employees in state or municipal governments but with the feds being so budget restricted, all civilian agencies are managing their employee resources and their FTEs really really hard. Can't speak for dod or other 3 letter agencies that perhaps are more creative.
Of course he's this dumb! You been following this shit right? He seems to think that everyone in the government sits at a computer and waits for tickets
He’s used to work environments where he’s already broken everything—his MO is what creates the situations he constantly claims exist in government. Government has strict procedures and processes that he hates, yet they prevent fraud.
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i meant to hit the “fucking idiot alarm”
He fucking is that dumb.
Musk, as we all know, is just dumb & doesn't know how to successfully run a company.
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