The penguins weren’t giving us a fair deal! We were getting stuck with the heads and fins! So, we’re going to see America done by fairly, and we’ll see how it all shakes out…
As the markets crash, alliances fracture, and fear simmers across the globe, Trump boards a plane—waving like a conqueror, his back turned on the fires he started. 🔥 Imposing meaningless Tariffs on ghost islands-‘Liberation Day’ for a war that never was. Nero played the fiddle…Trump plays golf.
Funniest part is, if we trust the tables of President of the United States tables (and why wouldn't we🙃), those penguins had already imposed 10% tariff on the US😂
No, column one is not what other nations are charging in tariffs. Somebody explain to Dufus45/47 what a trade deficit is. Clearly his handlers were trying to KISS it for the orange idiot and event that was too taxing for his worm infested brain
Yeah, so, ICYMI, Trump announced the US was imposing reciprocal tariffs on a small collection of Antarctic islands that are not inhabited by humans. The Heard and McDonald Islands, known for their populations of penguins and seabirds, can only be reached by sea.
please stop saying reciprocal tariffs, at least without quotes. They are not reciprocal and that's a propaganda term you're helping promote by presenting as factual.
If Russia's garx (oligarchs) with the help of the GRU, wanted to utterly destroy the U.S., would we be witnessing anything different? The Republican party (Christian nationalism) are a tool. Dems need to hire an army of hackers to get the criminals (behind the scenes) fighting each other.
Just shows there wasn’t much due diligence throwing these tariffs together, which is really scary considering the impacts they cause to economies. And now we are alienating penguins as allies as well 😊!
How are those penguins going to make it through the tariffs placed in them. GOOD THING WE DONG HAVE TARIFFS ON RUSSIA. THOSE POOR RUSSIANS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WITHOUT ANY TARIFFS IMPOSED ON THEM!
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Antarctic silverfish and squid are about to get very expensive.
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Ah, the bliss of an Orange genius. Imagine.
With all they export, how much corn have them imported from the US? None.
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1. Surround Self with Billionaires
2. Fire employees
3. Surrender to Putin
4. Abandon Allies
5. $5 Trillion in Tax Cuts for wealthy
6. Increase Debt by $5 Trillion
7. Raise sales taxes $600 Million annually
8. Cut Social Security
9. Slash Medicaid
10. Punish Disloyalty